Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

NP here. I did basically this and had a hot date within a week

I want to know how many PM's Hula is receiving.

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Message me if you are:
-Interesting
-Discrete
-Able to hold a conversation without referring to my breasts
-Looking for a connection that goes beyond sex
-Yet still you are capable of providing a good intimacy experience
-At least slightly spiritual (not religious)

I don't want a fling with a horn dog perv. I can get sexed easily. I'm looking for a long term thing.

Wow, "spiritual" cheaters. That sounds really fulfilling.

Get divorced and have some integrity!!

Get out of this thread and tend to your spouse so you don't find yourself in the same position as my husband.

I want to have a long term affair with one person.
Me too. Multiple partners = yuck. Anyone but DW used to = yuk but sick of DW's "limerence" (I feel ridiculous even saying the word)

I don't have any prospects.
Neither do I. Too busy living my life (kids, wife, hobbies, demanding job). Who the hell has time? And how in the hell would I find this person?

I'm a woman.
I'm a man!

I will update this if my status changes.
Me too. It's been 2 minutes since I started drafting this response - and status unchanged!

For now, everyone else confess your sins.
Here's mine: I feel guilty even posting this. Meanwhile, are you good looking, cool and intelligent? If so, how the hell do we meet up?

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Message me if you are:
-Interesting
-Discrete
-Able to hold a conversation without referring to my breasts
-Looking for a connection that goes beyond sex
-Yet still you are capable of providing a good intimacy experience
-At least slightly spiritual (not religious)

I don't want a fling with a horn dog perv. I can get sexed easily. I'm looking for a long term thing.

long term thing, with a married woman. no thanks

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Message me if you are:
-Interesting
-Discrete
-Able to hold a conversation without referring to my breasts
-Looking for a connection that goes beyond sex
-Yet still you are capable of providing a good intimacy experience
-At least slightly spiritual (not religious)

I don't want a fling with a horn dog perv. I can get sexed easily. I'm looking for a long term thing.

Wow, "spiritual" cheaters. That sounds really fulfilling.

Get divorced and have some integrity!!

What are you doing tomorrow night?

Your soulmate is somewhere in the universe. Tinder.

Any guys looking to hook up at work? I can think of at least 4 guys in my office who would probably sleep with me if I so much as said the word.

Anonymous wrote:OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Message me if you are:
-Interesting
-Discrete
-Able to hold a conversation without referring to my breasts
-Looking for a connection that goes beyond sex
-Yet still you are capable of providing a good intimacy experience
-At least slightly spiritual (not religious)

I don't want a fling with a horn dog perv. I can get sexed easily. I'm looking for a long term thing.

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What do you look like?

OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Anonymous wrote:Honest question.

If you're miserable in your marriage, why not get a divorce?

A divorce is not necessary right now.

Anonymous wrote:Option 1: Go post in the explicit forum, you will have prospects.

Option 2) Fix or end your marriage

I guess it depends if you have integrity as to what you will choose. If you are person who lies, cheats, deceives, betrays and harms others...go for Option 1.

If you have integrity, go for Option 2

Ha ha ha ha.

I am a woman who has done all I can to fix my marriage. Therefore I am going to put myself first and live a happy life while still maintaining a certain level of stability. If that makes you feel better to throw the word integrity around, oh well. I've already stated I'm not interested in the martyr role.