Two nice women (separately) caught up to me coming off the Metro one day to tell me I had My Little Pony stickers on my butt. My kid must have put them on the couch and I didn't see them when I sat down....

I will go to strangers on the street and tell them discretely if their dress is caught in something showing their butt, or they've had a period accident, toilet paper stuck on their shoe, etc. My daughter has seen me do this many times. I even gave the 20something woman my cardigan to tie around her waist.

We have to look out for each other. I hope someone will do this for me/my daughter if need be.

This is part of the reason I make sure I am very well hydrated. It makes me pee at least once an hour meaning the longest I would go without noticing would be an hour.

This is why I always smooth down the back of my dress or skirt when I stand up. Just to make sure it's there.

but 2 important questions:

1) were you wearing cutie panties or granny panties?
2) is your butt still cute?

Anonymous wrote:This is why I like messenger or large crossbody bags that cover my butt.

False sense of security!!! I have seen women have their flowy dresses/skirts ride up with the movement of the bag while walking sooo many times. If I'm able to catch up and tell them I do. Be most of the time their in a real hurry and I can't catch up!

Anonymous wrote:your other colleagues suck

+1 Except for the one that told you.

Did you never go to the bathroom while at work? How could you not move your underwear all day?

I once wore my dress like this on my metro commute to work.

Did you never go to the bathroom while at work? How could you not move your underwear all day?

I once wore my dress like this on my metro commute to work.

go commando or go home


problem solved

I only wear full body leather armor for this reason

Nope. Unless you didn't use the bathroom all day, there's no way you did this.

OP, hopefully it wasn't like that all day. It probably happened the last time you used the bathroom.

Still mortifying, but hopefully less people saw.

Lol. I'm the OP. I was laughing about it soon after it happened.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of my co-workers pointed it out very discreetly just a few minutes ago.
Thankfully I didn't have any meetings today, and there aren't many people in the office today, but I'm certain that I have displayed my butt to at least a few of my colleagues.

This is a Kardashian's dream, OP.

I think the OP did it unintentionally

subtle humor