OP here-

This is an opportunity that only comes around once every 375 years, and since I doubt I'll get enough alimony to pay for cryogenic preservation, this would be my one chance.

That said, the consensus here is that New Year's Day would be better, so I'll stick with that.

Thanks.

I'd do New Years. I wouldn't want to sully the eclipse.

This is how Darth Vader dumped his first wife.

Go for it girl! make your statement! Marriage is a patriarchal institution don't let these naysayers bring you down!

Anonymous wrote:Really? No one else can see that this is supposed to be funny?

It's often hard to tell the original intent after an epic fail.