Anonymous
09/22/2017 22:49
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Sleeping. Please do not disturb.
Anonymous
09/12/2017 11:34
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
See ya later alligator!
OR
I'll be back
OR
I'll be back
Anonymous
09/12/2017 11:31
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
All of that work and for what?
Anonymous
09/12/2017 11:28
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Who left my tools out in the rain?
Anonymous
09/10/2017 21:36
Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
"It WAS my last .... but I thorough enjoyed it".
Those that know me know my favorite saying is 'Enjoy each day as if it is your last, one day you'll be right'
Those that know me know my favorite saying is 'Enjoy each day as if it is your last, one day you'll be right'
Anonymous
08/14/2017 13:09
Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Cherish Life.
Embrace Trials.
Take measured risks.
Grow a little every day.
Forgive easily.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Be unafraid of the outcome.
Embrace Trials.
Take measured risks.
Grow a little every day.
Forgive easily.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Be unafraid of the outcome.
Anonymous
08/04/2017 22:36
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Mother, Wife, Daughter, Friend
Beloved
This is what I live for, hope for. When I see people get crazed for their careers, power, neighborhood gossip, etc. I just remember that what matters most is what is on your stone. Unless of course artist, writer, etc. President, a job that was You, that would be added as well.
Beloved
This is what I live for, hope for. When I see people get crazed for their careers, power, neighborhood gossip, etc. I just remember that what matters most is what is on your stone. Unless of course artist, writer, etc. President, a job that was You, that would be added as well.
Anonymous
08/04/2017 22:08
Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
In 10-pt type (how a stone cutter would cut this I don't know; their problem not mine)
IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS you are right in the middle of the cloud...
In 3-pt type: Ahhh, good fart. Savour it.
IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS you are right in the middle of the cloud...
In 3-pt type: Ahhh, good fart. Savour it.
Anonymous
07/25/2017 10:46
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
This is the equivalent of getting a tattoo. What seems like a good idea at one time is not at another, but it's permanent.
Just put my name and the dates on my gravestone.
Just put my name and the dates on my gravestone.
Anonymous
07/23/2017 08:53
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:"The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet's mother. Awesome, so many times over.
What, say you?
Hmmm. I've always felt this line is sort of sexist. Or at least sexist guys use it way too much.
I am the OP and I can see how you would think this. I did the direct quote but it I think I would have to find a way to rephrase it. The "doth protest too much". might be good enough. Now I'll be thinking about this all day. If you have any ideas, please help me recouch this.
Anonymous
07/22/2017 23:30
Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Heaven doesn't want me; Hell is afraid I'll take over; and Valhalla said to bring as much mead as I plan to drink.
Anonymous
07/20/2017 23:59
Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
I knew this was going to happen.
Anonymous
07/20/2017 21:58
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Don't put dirt on my grave just yet.
Anonymous
07/20/2017 21:57
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
I think I want a limerick:
There once was a girl from Poughkeepsie;
Who sometimes would get a bit tipsy;
She liked a good rhyme;
And lived a long time;
But was a bit wide at the hips, see.
I'll keep working on it.
There once was a girl from Poughkeepsie;
Who sometimes would get a bit tipsy;
She liked a good rhyme;
And lived a long time;
But was a bit wide at the hips, see.
I'll keep working on it.
Anonymous
07/20/2017 21:53
Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:"The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet's mother. Awesome, so many times over.
What, say you?
Hmmm. I've always felt this line is sort of sexist. Or at least sexist guys use it way too much.