Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:26     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Recalibrating the Hairy Places. Tuning the petunias.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:25     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake


Depends on how old they are. Toddlers can't be trusted. Elementary school kids can be left with the tv on.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:22     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
"Going out to ice cream"
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 20:52     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Doing it to it.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 20:48     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Doing yoga
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 20:45     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
I tell my wife i need to have a conference call on a pipe laying project.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 18:21     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Anonymous wrote:My husband just says "I'm going to f--- you later."

Then he wonders why I don't want to.


I'm prone to telling DW that I just clipped my middle finger nail, surprisingly to the same results...
MikeL
Post 05/25/2017 14:27     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Skewering
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 12:55     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
My husband just says "I'm going to f--- you later."

Then he wonders why I don't want to.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 12:47     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
I text him the eggplant emoji
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 11:44     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake


That's crazy. That would limit us to morning sex since our kids all stay up past our bedtime.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 10:54     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake


My kids hate it when they hear us. SO, no you are not alone.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 10:51     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
buttered popcorn
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 10:50     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 09:56     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
Pork

Taco Bell