Anonymous wrote:I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.

You all have misjudged me.

For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything.

Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service.

And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is.

Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there.

Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in.

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot.

Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think....

Pizza Hut could clear up these rumors in ten minutes if they didn't keep their doors locked at all hours and not let anyone inside. #pizzahutgate

PP on this, and exactly. Except-- disclaimer--- IT WAS A JOKE!!!

Sorry. I just don't want to feel responsible when some nutjob shoots up a Pizza Hut, because they are looking for the missing Comet Pizza child sex ring.

You saying it was a joke further convinces me that this conspiracy goes *deep*.

(I'm joking, too.)

In fact in goes *deep dish pizza* Sorry, terrible pun. But, I couldn't resist.

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot.

Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think....

Pizza Hut could clear up these rumors in ten minutes if they didn't keep their doors locked at all hours and not let anyone inside. #pizzahutgate

PP on this, and exactly. Except-- disclaimer--- IT WAS A JOKE!!!

Sorry. I just don't want to feel responsible when some nutjob shoots up a Pizza Hut, because they are looking for the missing Comet Pizza child sex ring.

You saying it was a joke further convinces me that this conspiracy goes *deep*.

(I'm joking, too.)

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot.

Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think....

Pizza Hut could clear up these rumors in ten minutes if they didn't keep their doors locked at all hours and not let anyone inside. #pizzahutgate

PP on this, and exactly. Except-- disclaimer--- IT WAS A JOKE!!!

Sorry. I just don't want to feel responsible when some nutjob shoots up a Pizza Hut, because they are looking for the missing Comet Pizza child sex ring.

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot.

Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think....

Pizza Hut could clear up these rumors in ten minutes if they didn't keep their doors locked at all hours and not let anyone inside. #pizzahutgate

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot.

Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think....

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live.

And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant:

https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9

Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant.

But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself.

Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Absolutely!


I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know.

Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated.


There's data for ya.

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Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Got any data to back that up? Because without it, you sound like a nutjob.

Anonymous wrote:The pizza place is partly responsible for this. They're enjoying the buzz generated, the sympathy patronage, and are protracting the whole drama by not just getting in front of tv cameras and showing the inside of the restaurant to reporters.

The pizza shop could stop all this foolishness in 10 minutes, but they choose not to.

For them, the scandal and conspiracy nonsense is working to generate business.

I've been to Comet back before all this started. Their pizza was middling at best, and overpriced, with a long wait and disinterested servers. Besta Pizza up the block (carry out) makes a MUCH better pizza than Comet, anyways.

Comet could stop all this, but frankly, it's all they've got.

Anonymous wrote:They believed Alex Jones that it was real. Why in the world do they not believe it when he says he was wrong?

Also, I hope Alex Jone feels bad enough about this that he self-exiles from the internet and from talk radio. And that Comet Pizza is suing his a**.