Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:40     Subject: What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
I can be curt. I don't chit chat or make small talk a lot. People who do bug me. I don't smile for no reason. I know that, as a woman, I'm expected to do these things, and it bothers some people that I don't. But I don't want to. I'm 47 and just done with all that.

I do always say please and thank you, though. And I love meaningful conversation.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:37     Subject: What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:Sometimes when dd is being ungodly slow and annoying about going to bed I tell her that she needs to hurry up because DH and I have hired clowns and cotton candy machines to arrive after she's asleep and I don't want to miss out on any of it.


Doesn't that just make her melt down or want to stay up for the cotton candy?
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:35     Subject: What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Smoke (I don't feel personally that that makes me an ass%^e but I know some people who do.)
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:21     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
I never let anyone cut in front of me in traffic - ever.

Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:11     Subject: What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Sometimes when dd is being ungodly slow and annoying about going to bed I tell her that she needs to hurry up because DH and I have hired clowns and cotton candy machines to arrive after she's asleep and I don't want to miss out on any of it.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 20:00     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.


PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.


But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?


I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.


Not PP, but I know a guy who believes the lizard people thing! He is, shockingly, still single.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:41     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
I'm sure I do asshole things but it's not intentional. I sure don't go out of my way to be an ass.

I don't consider reporting littering an asshole thing to do though.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:32     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
I don't make or return phone calls.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:26     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.


PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.


But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?


I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:21     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.


PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.


But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:20     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:I'm going to report the next person who I see littering a cigarette. They can go to jail and pay a large fine. I almost wrote down someone's license plate the other day who I saw do this.


Please, yes! I can't stand cigarette literbugs! Do it, PP!
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:20     Subject: What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.


I used to work at a supermarket and know there are people hired to round up the carts and to re-shelve misplaced foods. So I wouldn't feel bad leaving the cart out - if everyone put their carts back it would take away someone's job.


And if I see either of you doing this, you will find the cart that you couldn't be bothered to put away in the path of your parked vehicle. If someone is going to have car damage for your laziness it may as well be you.


That doesn't even make sense - if I'm leaving a cart, it's because I'm getting into my car and driving away. You will not stop what you're doing, RUN OVER, and ram the cart into my car all before I drive away.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:19     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:I'm going to report the next person who I see littering a cigarette. They can go to jail and pay a large fine. I almost wrote down someone's license plate the other day who I saw do this.


Litterbugs and child molesters should both get life in prison as far as I'm concerned.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:17     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.


PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 19:17     Subject: Re:What do you do that makes you an *sshole?
I'm going to report the next person who I see littering a cigarette. They can go to jail and pay a large fine. I almost wrote down someone's license plate the other day who I saw do this.