Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 10:11     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
I don't feel sorry for any of you. If you weren't enabling such uselessness by doing all the housework, you wouldn't have such stupid husbands.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 10:04     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
I'd be confused with 1/2 and 1/2, and both Half and half and 50/50 salad mix are regularly on my shopping list.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 10:04     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
You are lucky your husband actually goes to the store!
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 10:03     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?


Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 10:01     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Sucks when you misspell "intelligent" while criticizing the intelligence of someone else.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 09:44     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?



Thanks for the laugh
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 09:00     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
These are funny and I hope the posters throwing around the word imbecile are just joking. My husband does things like this all the time. He is super intelligent and his brain just works differently. I just laugh; it is not the end of the world. And then I figure out what to do with what he did buy because my brain works in a resourceful way
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 08:54     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Sooo funny. I've never heard of 50/50 salad but you forget the half and half at your own peril.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 06:00     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Cmon that's an honest mistake! I sent mine for rhubarb over the summer and he brought back red stemmed Swiss chard. I just laughed!
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 03:25     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?




Dh is definitely capable of doing this!
ZachF
Post 10/31/2016 01:32     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 01:29     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Anonymous wrote:both the 1/2 and the frozen spinach are things I would probably do too. Some things are just not universally obvious.


And some people are just imbeciles.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 01:28     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
both the 1/2 and the frozen spinach are things I would probably do too. Some things are just not universally obvious.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 01:25     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
OP, what are you going to do for coffee in the morning?! You are effed.
Anonymous
Post 10/31/2016 00:18     Subject: What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?
Why so many women act barbaric when treating our fellow human beings is a great mystery of modern American times.