Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 23:07     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:You need to bend & snap it for him.


Wait, is this some new slang?
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 22:18     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
The ????? are supposed to be I'm crying I'm laughing so hard emotion. I guess they don't work here...
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 22:17     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?


Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol


?????

Can I please be your friend?
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 21:59     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Wait....Not to sound like a prude, but mailmen are allowed to sport tattoos now while working for the Federal Government....??!

If so, cool.

While I love that line on his shirt, it kind of seems inappropriate to wear while working.

God!!
I seriously sound like I'm one-hundred years old!!

Sorry! Lol.
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 19:17     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:You need to bend & snap it for him.


I'm doing this. Why did I ever stop doing this?
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 18:11     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
You need to bend & snap it for him.
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 18:10     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?


Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol


Lolllll
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 18:07     Subject: Re:Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
You should see the tire guy at the Wheaton Costco.
Chris I think his name was...
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:26     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Gross. Take it to the explicit forum


Stop being so prude. There's nothing explicit about this.
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:26     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
You're so lucky, OP. We used to have the most wonderful mailman about a decade ago when we were engaged and first married. Not hot per se, but just warm and wonderful and the whole neighborhood adored him. When we were on our honeymoon he carefully collected our wedding presents and arranged them in a little tableau in our shed. Sadly he transferred to a route closer to his home.

Enjoy your fantasies!
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:23     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?


Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol


This made me lol. If/when you move, just before you do, you should come on to him. Could get some very memorable material, OP!!
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:20     Subject: Re:Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Two questions. Where do you live and are there any houses for sale?
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:06     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Have sex with your mailman. He might be your soulmate
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 17:05     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Gross. Take it to the explicit forum
Anonymous
Post 08/12/2016 16:59     Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?


Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol


That is actually a fantastic answer, if you were coy about it. Were you coy about it?


OP here. I damn well tried my best. He's pretty good at the whole side eye look into your eyes thing and I respond with wide eyed deep breaths panicked eyes, but maybe we were flirting. Are you giving me hope? Can I cling to your version that it was fantastic and not lame/weird?