Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 22:06     Subject: Re:New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Earlier today I was wondering if we should have an entire Snow Forum.
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 22:04     Subject: Re:New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:This is my favorite Individual Snow Thread.


Agreed
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 22:03     Subject: Re:New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
This is my favorite Individual Snow Thread.
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 22:02     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:::raising glass:: cheers Jeff!


Omergerd Im getting mine in the kitchen. I forget to drink it, but the pouring is,always optimistic
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 22:01     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Ha Jeff I knew I wasn't ghetto for using grocery bags in my boots like DH alleges. WE (you and i) are the normal people lol.

Then DH comes home with polo leather "snow boots" . . .

Do ppl buy leather snow boots? Polo???
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:30     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
jsteele wrote:Starting today, DCUM is launching a new service: individual snow threads. This will allow every single DCUM user to have his/her very own snow thread. Individual snow threads will not only allow every DCUM user to post banal and inane threads about the snow storm, but -- when you stop updating your thread -- all of us will know that you have been buried by the snow and that we should all take a shot of vodka in your memory.

So, hurry now to start your individual snow thread. Many topics are still available such as:

PSA: Don't forget to tie your shoelaces before going out

Remember, hats go on your head and boots on your feet, not the other way around

Should I toast my bagel during the snow storm?

Do Whole Foods or Safeway bags work better as boot liners?

Or, the ever popular classic, "What will OPM do?"

The individual snow thread service will be discontinued as soon as I am knocked unconscious from banging my head against a cement wall.

Well is that one individual thread per hour?
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:26     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
So mean but so funny! I've got to get off of YikYak where all the youngsters are getting drunk and looking to hook up and come back to DCUM for real humor!
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:25     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Umm, did no one start the "Which store has corn" thread?
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:21     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Thank you for acknowledging all of us as very special snowflakes.


+1 You are clever!

+2
Love this whole thread
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:17     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:Thank you for acknowledging all of us as very special snowflakes.


+1 You are clever!
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:15     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:Just wait until we're all truly locked indoors, WITH power and nothing to do. I'm sure there are untold depths of inanity still to be plumbed!

You should just preemptively crash DCUM until Tuesday.


+ 100 You and Jeff are hilarious!!!
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 21:14     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
LOL! Well done Jeff.
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 19:07     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Anonymous wrote:Jeff, you have just come up with the best idea ever. The DCUM Snow Thread Drinking Game.

I may need to start my own special thread on this.


Please do!!!
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 18:59     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
Jeff, you have just come up with the best idea ever. The DCUM Snow Thread Drinking Game.

I may need to start my own special thread on this.
Anonymous
Post 01/22/2016 14:33     Subject: New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads
::raising glass:: cheers Jeff!