Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 20:27     Subject: Re:My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
He now actually looks like this edit:
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 20:08     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
This is one of those tragedies of time, like Prince William's hair. Too bad.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 18:26     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
I think he looks like that for his Black Mass movie. He was unrecognizeable in the trailer.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 18:22     Subject: Re:My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 18:22     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
He looks like a bloated corpse.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 17:38     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


Come on! 21 Jump Street! He was hot.

+1
I adored him then. I wish I could unsee the images in this thread now.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 17:35     Subject: Re:My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
Anonymous wrote:From this:



To this:


He's got everything wrong now. Old age, weight gain and a very young wife. The huge age gap is making him desperate. Those gold teeth are just pathetic.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 17:23     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
And then there's Mike Rowe... Good LORD that man is stunning!!


https://www.facebook.com/TheRealMikeRowe/photos/a.151342491542569.29994.116999698310182/1049522741724535/?type=1&permPage=1
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 17:21     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
And this confirms my 'he's gross' feelings..
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:42     Subject: Re:My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
While a horrible movie, he was still pretty hot in the lone ranger, just a couple of years ago.

This change is an international tragedy. He looks positively ill.

Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:37     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


Come on! 21 Jump Street! He was hot.


+1. Swoon.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:36     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What's up with his teeth?


+1


I think they're for the latest Pirates installment, part of his Jack Sparrow get-up.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:33     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
I think he gained weight to play a mobster in his latest movie. Don't worry he will reinvent himself in a heartbeat. You were enthralled with an illusion from the beginning. I think most of these actors are blank slates that have to put on a persona like we put on clothes.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:32     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
Wow. WTH?
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2015 16:31     Subject: My Johnny Depp crush is officially over
The fashion bloggers Tom and lorenzo call him "gay elderly wind chime." Or they call his style of red carpet dress gay elderly wind chime. Whichever.

Ah, Johnny Depp. i've long said there's good Johnny and bad johnny. Cleaned up/slightly scruffy Johnny is a wonder. Bad Johnny is a wonder too, but in a totally different way.