Anonymous
Post 04/30/2024 21:26     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:I am not sure why someone would revive this thread, but I want to say that I read it in 2015 and have not purchased a head of broccoli since.


Honestly, you're not missing anything. I don't know who eats that vile stuff willingly.
Anonymous
Post 04/30/2024 20:42     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
I am not sure why someone would revive this thread, but I want to say that I read it in 2015 and have not purchased a head of broccoli since.
Anonymous
Post 04/30/2024 15:12     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:


BRO AGH WHAT IS THAT PICTERE IM EATING GRAPES RN STAWP IT
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2015 15:39     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2015 11:38     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
This could have been you, OP!

Woman Bitten by Black Widow Spider That Was Hiding in a Bag of Grapes
http://time.com/3897576/vermont-black-widow-bite/
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 21:15     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
There was the spider/cocoon banana post not too long ago. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/448671.page
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 18:55     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Fear not, you have undoubtably eaten insect parts before and survived.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 18:22     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:It's just added fiber. No worries.


not protein?
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 18:21     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:What should I do? Will I die? Give birth to baby spiders? HALP


Drink some wine. The alcohol will kill off any eggs.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 18:12     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
If the babies hatch, will they be taking inbounds slots at JKLMM?
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 18:10     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

So did your mom serve that broccoli or not ?


We didn't eat broccoli for a long long time and she never ever did again
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 17:50     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

So did your mom serve that broccoli or not ?
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 15:40     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
In 2% of the cases the person develops spider powers. Try climbing the walls.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 15:25     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.


I think I hate you.

And I thought it was creepy when my dad brought my mom flowers and a walking stick crawled out of the bouquet onto the kitchen counter.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:27     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
With great power comes great responsibility, OP.