Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 20:49     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:It was a dark and stormy night. The lawyer's wife picked up her quill pen and wrote a note, saying, "let's get counseling." She carefully folded it and slid it under the bedroom door.

Lol lol lol
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 17:44     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
What kind of lawyer? 'Cause mine does what he considers "good guy" contingent work and makes under 100k. This ain't me!!
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 17:38     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.


Careful what you wish for. And have a safe word at the ready.


Whatever you do, don't leave the Spanking Brush in the bedroom.


haha, nice. No that wasn't me but I do like the idea of marking my territory, sitting back, and watching the little shit squirm as he tires to explain to his DW how her balding bad boy came across such an odd artifact and how it ended up in there most personal place of repose.


"I jam the handle up my ass to massage my prostate when I jerk off. Happy now?"


Happy? More like disappointed. I don't recall giving you permission to pleasure yourself. If you came from the aforementioned masturbation + pm then you are in double violation. Your orgasm is at my discretion.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 17:19     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.


Careful what you wish for. And have a safe word at the ready.


Whatever you do, don't leave the Spanking Brush in the bedroom.


haha, nice. No that wasn't me but I do like the idea of marking my territory, sitting back, and watching the little shit squirm as he tires to explain to his DW how her balding bad boy came across such an odd artifact and how it ended up in there most personal place of repose.


"I jam the handle up my ass to massage my prostate when I jerk off. Happy now?"
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 17:04     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.


Careful what you wish for. And have a safe word at the ready.


Whatever you do, don't leave the Spanking Brush in the bedroom.


haha, nice. No that wasn't me but I do like the idea of marking my territory, sitting back, and watching the little shit squirm as he tires to explain to his DW how her balding bad boy came across such an odd artifact and how it ended up in there most personal place of repose.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 16:54     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
OP, do you know the lawyer who was recently found dead in a DC hotel??
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 16:50     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.


Careful what you wish for. And have a safe word at the ready.


Whatever you do, don't leave the Spanking Brush in the bedroom.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 13:58     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.


Careful what you wish for. And have a safe word at the ready.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 13:58     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:Get with the program. OP IS the lawyer's wife. She's sending a message to her husband.


Or OP is the other woman.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 13:38     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This lawyer is very naughty. When you attack it, it defends itself.


If this lawyer is very naughty then perhaps he needs to be disciplined


Nice.
Anonymous
Post 02/12/2015 13:36     Subject: The Lawyer's Wife
And every lawyer DH on this board, which I would estimate in the hundreds, now wonders if he is the one with the crazy and unhappy DW. Thanks, OP!