Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 12:10     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:no i don't take the bible literally. I think Jesus's teachings are important but don't believe in the second coming.

Jesus's teachings included the end of the world and His second coming. He was actually very detailed with it. This is in Matthew 24-25, Mark 13 and Luke 21. I'm genuinely curious how you decide which teachings to follow and which not to, or perhaps how you've decided which teachings that are recounted are genuine and which are not.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 11:11     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
no i don't take the bible literally. I think Jesus's teachings are important but don't believe in the second coming.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 10:57     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.


pp - they're not jokes; they're quips.


OK, insipid quips. The insipid quips are your problem, not mine.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 09:46     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.


Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?


Fred Phelps resurrected? I missed that.


I was suggesting that the PP I quoted was Fred Phelps back from the dead. Sorry for the fail.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 08:47     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.


pp - they're not jokes; they're quips.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2015 07:05     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2015 23:05     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.


Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?


Fred Phelps resurrected? I missed that.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2015 22:31     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.


Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2015 21:43     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:He's on his way but stuck in I-95 traffic.


without an E-Z pass
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2015 18:11     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:He is coming to punish those that start stupid threads in the religion forum.


Define stupid.

I'd like to know which side I'm on based on your astute analysis.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2015 22:32     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
He is coming to punish those that start stupid threads in the religion forum.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2015 22:28     Subject: Re:How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Anonymous wrote:Redskins have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl this year


you are optimistic. based on how they are playing, the return of Jesus is actually more likely
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2015 21:18     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Why should these 50 years be any different from the last 50 years?

or the 50 years before that?

Why not just walk around with "The End Is Near" sign instead?
Anonymous
Post 01/01/2015 21:14     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Yes, and he is coming to kill you evil doers for your cruelty against humanity.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2014 00:30     Subject: How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?
Most people will meet God in 50 yrs no matter what.