Anonymous
Post 11/14/2014 02:13     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

They often have names like Rolf, Dieter, or Stefan.
Anonymous
Post 11/14/2014 02:11     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

German men are very attentive and flirtatious with everyone, and they love their motorbikes.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 23:59     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My parents are German. In my experience, things are generally more sexist when it comes to kids. Like way, way more sexist. Mother is 100% expected even still to stay home after baby born.

On the other hand, it's not as automatic that you would have kids.



What??? Most of the Germans I know are feminists. Extreme liberal, intellectual feminists. Awesome people. The others are like Americans are about working mothers. No advice. I am married to a German. They are just like us.


Iived in Germany and went out with a German. They are not just like Americans.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 23:56     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.



This is controlling, not charming. Run, run. Run.



Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 23:40     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

No idea what he'll be like, but his mother will completely ignore the ladies room line. Germans simple don't believe in lines.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 23:04     Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man



Don't slap the monkey in the turtleneck. Or do!
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 22:58     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Sausages are for eating!

Jajajajajajajajajja!
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:41     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.


And their trains always run on time.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:39     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.


Haha, you're too much, OP.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:35     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:My parents are German. In my experience, things are generally more sexist when it comes to kids. Like way, way more sexist. Mother is 100% expected even still to stay home after baby born.

On the other hand, it's not as automatic that you would have kids.



What??? Most of the Germans I know are feminists. Extreme liberal, intellectual feminists. Awesome people. The others are like Americans are about working mothers. No advice. I am married to a German. They are just like us.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:31     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:24     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP, here. I am usually not attracted to men with blonde hair and blue eyes, but yep, he's blonde, blue eyes, over 6 feet tall.

What are German like in relationships?


They start wars in International Relations. In fact it scares me that we are allies because they always lose. Tell him your Jewish but make sure he doesn't have a gun.


Tell him you are one third Jewish, one third Muslim and one third Asian. You'll never have to worry about seeing him again.
MikeL
Post 11/13/2014 21:18     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.

Very true.
Be prepared for some anal sex.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:17     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

My dad is American but was raised by two German parents and spent most of his youth there. He likes order, timeliness, cleanliness, thrift and intelligence. Don't know if he is typical, though.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2014 21:14     Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:My grandparents were germans in Nazi Germany. So german men, YMMV.


What does that mean? You do realize that many Germans were anti-Nazi and forced into military service?