Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:45     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:Scented candles give me headaches, but so does a painfully thin woman attorney toying with her breakfast oatmeal in Bread and Chocolate on Wisconsin Ave discussing how little good her child's participation on Maret's tennis team will do him in getting into college because said child started tennis too late at 12.


Good point. I'd much rather hang out with Candle Girl on a Friday night (can you imagine? Lawn chairs and Old Style on the driveway. Ping-pong table and darts in the garage while neighbors wander in and out with their bags of White Castle?) than Bread and Chocolate lady. After all, I DO know how to have fun!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:45     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Speechless. Are you not a live person?!

I would actually love love love to see this re-enacted by people from around the country - imagine a version with a jersey girl, or a Miami chica, or [insert other regional stereotypes here].

I could see my MIL doing videos like this. She would be gold.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:43     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Scented candles give me headaches, but so does a painfully thin woman attorney toying with her breakfast oatmeal in Bread and Chocolate on Wisconsin Ave discussing how little good her child's participation on Maret's tennis team will do him in getting into college because said child started tennis too late at 12.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:42     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
I did not know people had scented candle addictions.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:42     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:Agree with 7:05. This is pathetic. Not funny, just seriously pathetic.

Sad that she
felt this way
made the video
posted it online,

and sad that people are making fun of her.

Not humanity at its finest.
I agree, but it is typical of this area.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:40     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Actually she's just like my cousin who's from Colorado Springs. And she would definintely get worked up about a candle.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:37     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
At least her Peach Bellinis bring her some much-needed calm!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:30     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
That is hilarious. And sadly I end up talking that way too if I'm not careful. Not quite to the extent she does but I have a harsh midwestern/Chicago accent and I think it makes me sound like a dingbat around here.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:25     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.


I know, Im suddenly embarrassed to be American.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:25     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Unhinged in Wiscaaaansin. Totally agree that a spin on this could be a great SNL series. With Aidy Bryant, of course.

THREE WICKS!!! I SAID THREE EFFIN WICKS, "JEN"!!!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:24     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.

Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 09:02     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Air quotes Jen is my new favorite person
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 08:47     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
10:04. Hahaha.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 08:44     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Wooooow! Girl has issues.

And holy shit, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. She seriously gave me a headache. And I used to live in Minnesota!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 08:07     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
omg, I had to watch another of her videos and she even has a cat!