Anonymous wrote:"Dear OP,
I took the liberty of stealing your keys, copying them, returning to the scene and letting myself into your home, where I cleaned the whole house, mopped the floors, reorganized your childrens toys/clothes and finished up a couple repair projects in your home that I could see you had started. I also stayed for a while to hang out with your dog who appeared lonely and adorable, so I bathed him and groomed him, all the while petting and chatting to him to let him know he was important and loved. You look like you have a busy life. Fare thee well!
Benevolent burgler"
=my dream criminal
I should leave my keys out more.
To the OP, I've done that a couple of times as well. I've also left my car unlocked all night on the street. Sadly, nobody wants my 14 year old Honda Civic.