Anonymous wrote:It is Spring and your neighbor has probably sprayed pesticides on his grass to get rid of clovers. Normally I would say 10 minutes but this time of year wait the full hour.

Anonymous wrote:If you go outside too soon after showering, your neighborhood sprouts chain-link fences and your kid will be doomed to a life of soda-drinking.
Anonymous wrote:Mind=blown.
This is either A+ trolling or the most neurotic person on DCUM -- which is a tough title to win.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Mind=blown.
This is either A+ trolling or the most neurotic person on DCUM -- which is a tough title to win.
+1
She may get the 2014 Larla award for this one.