Anonymous
01/09/2014 11:56
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That just takes too long!
Not if you add Doritos to the mix!
I think 1 -2 years should harden the arteries enough.
Anonymous
01/09/2014 11:55
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:That just takes too long!
Not if you add Doritos to the mix!
Anonymous
01/09/2014 02:24
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Well, I figure if I use plastic it will avoid blood stains on the carpet and the bed!
There's a really good documentary on Showtime about how to do this. It's called "Dexter."
Or Huck on Scandal (minus the torture, or thrown in as a bonus!)
Anonymous
01/09/2014 00:00
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:Whenever I get this feeling, I remind myself what a PITA is would be to start dating again. Heck, go look at that "how do single moms afford to date?" thread.
Of course, it may be cheaper to date in jail, but still.
this. Who wants to go through all that dating bs again?
Anonymous
01/08/2014 16:17
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:Whenever I get this feeling, I remind myself what a PITA is would be to start dating again. Heck, go look at that "how do single moms afford to date?" thread.
Of course, it may be cheaper to date in jail, but still.
Marry me!
Anonymous
01/08/2014 13:58
Subject: Re:I know they say it's wrong, but....
Anonymous wrote:Even if you're joking it's disturbing.
How long you been married?
Anonymous
01/08/2014 13:05
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
That just takes too long!
Anonymous
01/08/2014 12:24
Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....
Actually there was a great article in Reader's Digest (30 years ago) on how to kill your husband.
1) Huge portions of fatty, salty and sugary foods
2) No fruits and vegetables
3) Encourage him to smoke and drink
4) Make sure he does not exercise
5) Create stress for him. Fight often at the end of the day.
No, seriously. This was a medical doctor too.
1) Huge portions of fatty, salty and sugary foods
2) No fruits and vegetables
3) Encourage him to smoke and drink
4) Make sure he does not exercise
5) Create stress for him. Fight often at the end of the day.
No, seriously. This was a medical doctor too.