Anonymous
10/30/2013 04:11
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
OMG- farting is part of our shared intimacy. It's a running source of amusement for us both. Trust me, over 25 years, DW has done her share. To each their own, I suppose. We do try not to fart at the table, but that rule left with a pair of DS. One night, honest to God, we had a chorus...I know, "very classy", but laughter is a strong glue for friendship and love.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 01:28
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:We both fart near each other when we can, run away and laugh uncontrollable when the smell hits. Totally juvenile and hilarious to both of us. Works for our family! Now, burping? That is disgusting.
Honey, is that you?
Anonymous
10/30/2013 01:20
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
We both fart near each other when we can, run away and laugh uncontrollable when the smell hits. Totally juvenile and hilarious to both of us. Works for our family! Now, burping? That is disgusting.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 00:22
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
My husband does not allow me to fart, so I usually hold in it.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:45
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
We try to not fart near each other. But it can't always be helped. If it's a silent killer, we'll call out ourselves. And if we stink up the bathroom, we have the kindness to warn the other.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:35
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I used to work at a well known big garden center in NoVA. 80% of the customers I helped were farters. They asked me questions like what shrubs adapt to wet soils, and while I was providing them with the info they seemed to be happy and relaxed farting.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:18
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Serious question.
You can't live with NOT farting. But, wow, what a romance killer.
Do you pass gas in front of your SO? Are you male or female? Do you have strong feelings about your SO doing this in front of you?
I'm in a new relationship and I can't imagine sleeping over his house.... No way I'd be able to go that long without farting!
I did used to fart in front of my ex but.... hey, look how that turned out!
I think as with all questions on this forum the answer is pretty clear. . . if your spouse farts, you need to leave that loser immediately.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:07
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Serious question.
You can't live with NOT farting. But, wow, what a romance killer.
Do you pass gas in front of your SO? Are you male or female? Do you have strong feelings about your SO doing this in front of you?
I'm in a new relationship and I can't imagine sleeping over his house.... No way I'd be able to go that long without farting!
I did used to fart in front of my ex but.... hey, look how that turned out!
My same house buying disrespecting mother fiancée has farted randomly many times when I kiss him. Claims he didn't mean to. I called him out on it and told him it was freaking me out. Honestly, it's not ok.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:07
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Jesus y'all are tight assed. Literally.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:05
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
DH goes to the bathroom at night and early morning making me to wake up with those explosive sounds. Not happy with each other anymore.
He also farts in presence of our 5 y o son. I said: Go farting with your mother (my MIL)
He also farts in presence of our 5 y o son. I said: Go farting with your mother (my MIL)
Anonymous
10/29/2013 23:03
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
There are always people farting in my yoga classes; better my husband than strangers!!!
Anonymous
10/29/2013 22:19
Subject: Re:How do you handle farting in your relationship
We blame it on the kids,
Or the dog
Or the dog
Anonymous
10/29/2013 22:10
Subject: Re:How do you handle farting in your relationship
We do not fart in front of each other. Married 27 years.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 22:06
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
He does it all the time.
I would never fart in front of him on purpose. Gas -x is your friend.
I would never fart in front of him on purpose. Gas -x is your friend.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 22:05
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Dutch oven.
I like to fart and have my DH walk into the smell. He traps me under the covers.
10+ years and going strong...but sense of smell fading fast.
You sound very classy.
No she sounds fun. You sound like a prude. How can you marry someone and not be comfortable around them doing normal human things. Guess what?? My husband sees me naked sometimes too, and *gasp* is aware that I poop too!
I would lose all sexual attraction if I hear DH fart.
He respects me enough to not do that.