Anonymous wrote:I didn't go to hogwarts I'm that world or. Harvard in this world, no snark here (at least today ) but does hogwards or Harvard really change a persons life for the better?

Have there ever been studies done on the quality of life lived by tier 1 college grads v. tier 2 college grades.

Save the snark, it will be dismissed and it will not impress.

OP here- my brother was not cut out for any tier one schools. He went to a trade school instead making cauldrons to the highest specs. He lives hand to mouth but sometimes I wonder if he has a better life than we do so much less stress ( or so it seems). My husband and I both did well in the nonwizarding world but sometimes wonder if the rat race we live in is healthy but we have excellent financial security and want DD to have an even better life.

I honestly don't know if it is better to be a top student at Hufflepuff or low average at Ravenclaw. Will DD be prepared when she graduates from Hufflepuff? I'm concerned like a lot of other parents that if she ends up at Hufflepuff and doesn't perform well that she will end up as a groundskeeper or gameskeeper. In Ravenclaw will she reach her full potential due to the better peer influences? Anyone know if they offer special accomodations for muggle children?

Thanks PP on the Beauxbaton clarification. The marketing department can sometimes be misleading. Sometimes when you watch what they put out, you forget to go back and reread the written material. Like many parents, we read the material when the kids were younger and have forgotten some of it.

Anonymous wrote:If Hogwart does not work out, I have connections at the Jedi Academy with Yoda himself. Please get your application in before Anakin wipes the younglings.

Totally irresponsible to recomend this course of action if she hasn't had a Midi-chlorian count done yet.

Anonymous wrote:If she is interested in studying abroad, what about Beauxbatons?

I've heard they're kind of slutty. Honestly, even second tiered Hufflepuff is better.

If Hogwart does not work out, I have connections at the Jedi Academy with Yoda himself. Please get your application in before Anakin wipes the younglings.

OP - very funny joke on the craziness of school applications! LOL!

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Anonymous wrote:This is what happens when women from Assburn, Des Moines and stockton CA stumble onto a web page created for residents of the District of Columbia. They migrate over from the expectant moms forum and then can't handle what they read iin Independent Schools

Then they decide it can't be true because it doesn't reflect their lives in BeigeTown and North Bumblefuck Estates, and they attempt humor and mockery.

Shouldn't you be busy snooping through your husband's phone for messages from the other women he is undoubtedly fucking instead of you?

+1

Anonymous wrote:This is what happens when women from Assburn, Des Moines and stockton CA stumble onto a web page created for residents of the District of Columbia. They migrate over from the expectant moms forum and then can't handle what they read iin Independent Schools

Then they decide it can't be true because it doesn't reflect their lives in BeigeTown and North Bumblefuck Estates, and they attempt humor and mockery.

Shouldn't you be busy snooping through your husband's phone for messages from the other women he is undoubtedly fucking instead of you?

I didn't go to hogwarts I'm that world or. Harvard in this world, no snark here (at least today ) but does hogwards or Harvard really change a persons life for the better?

Have there ever been studies done on the quality of life lived by tier 1 college grads v. tier 2 college grades.

Save the snark, it will be dismissed and it will not impress.

Anonymous wrote:Yikes. I made the Sorting Hat comment before I read those awful comments against what I--a DC mom--find a hilarious thread. Wow. I heard DCUM could be mean, but proven two seconds in to my DCUM experience? Wow again. I'm so glad all the many DC moms I know are so not like that. And appreciate smart humor. Must be a Slytherin.

+1. Another local mom who thinks the OP was making a funny and could actually be based anywhere.

Prancing Petronuses, there's gotta be at least a few of us who can laugh at ourselves!

Yikes. I made the Sorting Hat comment before I read those awful comments against what I--a DC mom--find a hilarious thread. Wow. I heard DCUM could be mean, but proven two seconds in to my DCUM experience? Wow again. I'm so glad all the many DC moms I know are so not like that. And appreciate smart humor. Must be a Slytherin.

Actually, I'm going through the process now and need comic relief. I detect Umbridge has found this forum.

Anonymous wrote:I hear if your child has a strong will to be in one house over another, The Sorting Hat will take that into consideration. So I would start talking up Gryffindor to get it into her head.

You should probably start her on the guided meditation tapes now.

Anonymous wrote:This is what happens when women from Assburn, Des Moines and stockton CA stumble onto a web page created for residents of the District of Columbia. They migrate over from the expectant moms forum and then can't handle what they read iin Independent Schools

Then they decide it can't be true because it doesn't reflect their lives in BeigeTown and North Bumblefuck Estates, and they attempt humor and mockery.

Take your quill and shove it where the moon is in full bloom.

Anonymous wrote:This is what happens when women from Assburn, Des Moines and stockton CA stumble onto a web page created for residents of the District of Columbia. They migrate over from the expectant moms forum and then can't handle what they read iin Independent Schools

Then they decide it can't be true because it doesn't reflect their lives in BeigeTown and North Bumblefuck Estates, and they attempt humor and mockery.

Omg, stop it lady, you're embarrassing yourself. Do you have the Dark Mark on your forearm, too?

I laugh at DC bitches.

Signed

PoFuck USA