I'm not a huge fan of the traditionalist names (Eleanor, Charlotte, etc.). I like some "different" names, but I would have to draw the line at Paisley. It's really, really not good.

Or maybe name Paisley, Paisley Jane, so she could choose to go by P.J. if she needed or wanted to.

Tractor Pull names, y'all.

I really like Payton Jane. Unfortunately, nothing sounds good with Paisley for me.

What about Payton/Piper? Payton/Paige? Payton/Polly?

At least make it Paisley and Plaid. Sheesh.

Anonymous wrote:I know you didn't ask, but please try the "Supreme Court Judge Name Test." Total fail, especially for poor Paisley no matter what her middle name is.

Another "Supreme Court Judge Name Test" fail: Thurgood.

No, wait...

I know you didn't ask, but please try the "Supreme Court Judge Name Test." Total fail, especially for poor Paisley no matter what her middle name is.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"We now call to the stage, two twins who will really get you hot!

Good grief. DCUM and its fixation with "stripper names".

So, it would have been funnier if I referred to them as paegent names? C'mon, you know this is a tragic pairing.

No, it would have been the same thing. "Stripper name", "trashy", "trailer park" -- I guess "pageant name" is a new variation, at least to me, but it's still the same fixation on socioeconomic class as an indicator of human worth.

And it's foolish. If there had been a DCUM 50-60 years ago, people would surely have told Celina Baez and Ann Dunham that nobody named Sonia or Barack would ever grow up to be a judge or a president.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"We now call to the stage, two twins who will really get you hot!

Good grief. DCUM and its fixation with "stripper names".

So, it would have been funnier if I referred to them as paegent names? C'mon, you know this is a tragic pairing.

Anonymous wrote:"We now call to the stage, two twins who will really get you hot!

Good grief. DCUM and its fixation with "stripper names".

"We now call to the stage, two twins who will really get you hot!

Anonymous wrote:Come on OP, you know how pretentious and made up these names are.

Paisley is the name of a fabric, not of a child. And Payton is spelled Peyton. It is a name you'd find in the south when it's spelled correctly.

Anonymous wrote:I don't think OP asked your opinion on the first names, PP. She asked for suggestions on middle names.

Plus I don't know how a name can be both "pretentious" and "made up", given reactions by people like you to "made up" names. Whom do you think the OP is trying to impress with these names?

And "Paisley" is a real actual word.

And I wouldn't have recommended telling Walter Payton that he spelled his name wrong.

Come on OP, you know how pretentious and made up these names are.

Paisley is the name of a fabric, not of a child. And Payton is spelled Peyton. It is a name you'd find in the south when it's spelled correctly.

Maybe no middle names?

I quickly read paisley and thought it said parsley.