Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 15:12     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
I was really surprised to see it was built in 1998, to me all this decor is 1989-1993.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 15:01     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Owner is an Italian-American electrical contractor outside of Baltimore.


Why is his ethnicity important?


It's the lions. Italians always have sculptures. At least they do in my part of the Jersey hood.


OK - nice to know you're speaking for my people.

thanks . . .

Signed,
sculpture-less Italian
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 14:57     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Oh my

I opened this thinking "those judgemental DCUMmies, I am sure it is a perfectly fine house."

I was wrong.

I also have to stand up for the Miami Vice guys, didn't they use slightly more tasteful pastels?
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 14:50     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Owner is an Italian-American electrical contractor outside of Baltimore.


Why is his ethnicity important?


It's the lions. Italians always have sculptures. At least they do in my part of the Jersey hood.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 14:49     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Anonymous wrote:It's a great house with great space, light, flow, and waterfront location. It has poor paint choices. But you need to see beyond the paint. [/quote


I agree. I kind of liked it.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 14:45     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Anonymous wrote:Owner is an Italian-American electrical contractor outside of Baltimore.


Why is his ethnicity important?
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 14:43     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
I fucking LOVE it!


You're all jealous b/c it's not in your budget!
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 13:37     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Anonymous wrote:It's not the house that is awful, its the decor. Of course an electrician and body builder own it, how perfect! And the realtor's name is Amber! Stereotypes rarely get this much validity!


Yes, yes, yes. And when you put your own house on the market, the realtor will have a name like Marc, Hans or Marianne, and no one will care who owns it or want to know their back story. They will figure the owners are as conventional as they are, and they will check the school ratings and proximity to a Whole Foods, and then make an offer that will pay for your arugula and a subscription to the Economist until you need talking books.




Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 13:18     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
It's not the house that is awful, its the decor. Of course an electrician and body builder own it, how perfect! And the realtor's name is Amber! Stereotypes rarely get this much validity!
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 13:03     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
The interior color scheme is hideous, and the master bedroom has got to be done completely, but the house itself is almost kind of Bauhausy -- I like it. I even like the kitchen (especially the island), as long as long as that dreadful track lighting goes.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 13:02     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
THAT IS HIDEOUS!!!!
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 12:59     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
They also own the Gold's Gym in Ocean City.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 12:57     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
who lives there
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 12:56     Subject: Re:Perhaps the ugliest house ever
And his wife is a prize-winning female bodybuilder. Seriously.
Anonymous
Post 07/28/2013 12:56     Subject: Perhaps the ugliest house ever
Such subtle, muted decor.