Anonymous wrote:thanks for the replies, everyone. i am, of course, giving her feedback. i've returned most of her assignments with comments and revised, re-submit deadlines. one of things that has me worried in particular is that not one assignment, and i've purposefully given her a wide variety, has come in at the level i was hoping for (and at the level that others in her position seem to have no trouble with). or i guess a better way of putting it, at a level that i can work with. this is a resource poor environment and i just don't have the time to both walk her through every little thing AND have to do her work myself because she is so slow at getting her assignments completed.
as a concrete example, but without going into specific detail about our work, we need folks in this role to have facility with the entire Microsoft suite of software at the intermediate level. in my experience, you can get someone from intermediate to advanced over time and without too much trouble. this person did not know how to insert a page number or center a title in Word. we do a fair bit of work in Excel, though nothing too too complex. still, she turned in a spreadsheet for a basic assignment (think three columns, where two must add to the third) where the calculations were done BY HAND outside of Excel with a calculator because she either doesn't know or doesn't realize how to use formulas.
this is the kind of thing that i just don't have time to work with. but she comes with a master's from a top tier school and a few years work experience.
I worked with someone like that once. He was an unpaid intern who was an inner city kid. I taught him excel and thought I was the coolest dude on the planet. I loved the guy - as did everyone else - and we all bought his lunches and dinners and took him out all the time. As an unpaid intern, the shortcomings didn't matter. As a paid employee he'd not have lasted a week. What you describe is catastrohically bad; hell even this intern figured out that there's a sum, didvide an multiply function in excel ( he is not figure out you could use a plus sign, so his formulas were crazy... Think = sum(a2,a3,mutilpy(b4,b6))...... Frankly his absurd formulas, inefficient as they were, were impressive in their own right.
Another guy I worked with who was a project manager just didn't do things . He'd schedule an hour with you, you'd give him dates to update, he just wouldn't remember to do it. A week later, the dates would still be blank. I tried for months to push him - lets try team updates, okay try 1:1 meetings, okay lets ditch project and you can use excel,... He was just sloppy. Period. I spent three hours with him explaining the goals of the project, going line item by line item, and asking him in no uncertain terms to please start keeping stuff updated. A week later dates hasn't been updated again, despite my sending them in an email three times. I called his boss and said Id had enough- worse, he had alienated everyone on the team because his work output sucked. In a last ditch attempt to explain himself he sent me an 21 page word document he wrote as a project charter - at a time when we were 50% through te project. It was just a worthless document, and like you I just had no more time to coach or help. We pulled the plug. As I told his boss - I can deal with someone being a weaker overall performer than average; but when you hit a point where the persons presence is to the detriment of the team and their output is net negative, you just have to cut.