Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

Wow, you are a real pussy to actually even give your pet a name. I just call them Cat or Dog. Sometimes I call the Dog, "Cat" just to keep him in his place, don't want him getting all cocky. To really humilate Dog, I will put a cat collar on him when I let him run loose through the neighborhood.

Jeez, I'm cringing at your slobbering. I just refer to my canine in the third person neuter. You know "It comes when I call it." "It eats the food in its bowl."

You feed it?

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

And how long does a delightful person like you keep "it" before you ("It") eats "it."

we named my childhood cat "Cuddles Barry ...." (after Barry Goldwater at the time, lol).

Now they have a couple of nicknames but no formal middle names, e.g.

Tommy aka "Tommy Soprano" (for his high chirping Maine Coon Cat trill); "Tommy NoNuts" (do I have to explain?); "Tommy Shmenge" (any Second City fans here?); and "Tommy the Swami" (because of his magnetic personality).

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

Wow, you are a real pussy to actually even give your pet a name. I just call them Cat or Dog. Sometimes I call the Dog, "Cat" just to keep him in his place, don't want him getting all cocky. To really humilate Dog, I will put a cat collar on him when I let him run loose through the neighborhood.

Jeez, I'm cringing at your slobbering. I just refer to my canine in the third person neuter. You know "It comes when I call it." "It eats the food in its bowl."

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

Wow, you are a real pussy to actually even give your pet a name. I just call them Cat or Dog. Sometimes I call the Dog, "Cat" just to keep him in his place, don't want him getting all cocky. To really humilate Dog, I will put a cat collar on him when I let him run loose through the neighborhood.

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

You sound super fun

Our cat's middle name is "Magical Waffles" and I think she would take exception to your statement that she isn't famous or sexy.

Anonymous wrote:No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

You're fun! So glad you joined in!

One of our dogs has a middle name. It is "Louise" but we only use when she's in trouble.

Yes.

The dog's middle name is after a semi-famous stripper/groupie who was in gossip news for a wall.

The cat has two middle names, although I can only remember one. The middle name I can remember is from Abraham Lincoln's name.

Yes, my kid gave our guinea pig a middle name!

No. She doesn't even have a last name. You know why? Not because she's famous, or sexy - but because she is a fucking cat. One name. Anthropomorphising animals creeps me out. She not your kid, she's your pet.

Anonymous wrote:Lol, I'm the person in the thread you're talking about. So yes. We gave the dog her father's name as her middle name.

FWIW I think it's really cute and now that I think about it my first dog had a middle name. Because my sister wanted one name and I wanted a different one. So the name I picked became my dog's middle name.

No, he's so sexy and so famous he just has one name. Like Madonna, or Cher, or The Edge. (Yes, sometimes he gets a definite article.)