Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 20:31     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

I doubt it - in fact, a bird pooped on my face, and then it happened AGAIN a month or so later in a different place entirely. I couldn't believe it.
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 19:06     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

been shit on before

no luck in my life
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 17:57     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

I say yes!!
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 16:07     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

a bird pooped on my shoulder on my way back to a hotel after a job interview for this job...that was 7 yrs ago. It did, however, STAIN the suit! and I got that suite dry cleaned maybe 48 hours later. effing bird.
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 14:18     Subject: Re:A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Yes, go buy a lottery ticket, good luck :o)
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 14:16     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

If you consider getting your shoulder pooped on to be "Good luck" then - yes, this is your lucky day. Congratulations.
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 14:13     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Anonymous wrote:I took 6 y/o DD to Philly for the weekend a couple of months ago.

While we walked around a bird pooped on me. We did a million really fun things and on our way home I asked her what the favorite part of the trip was for her.

Her answer?

You guessed it. The bird crap.


This says a lot about you, in a good way. If you'd flipped out and gotten grumpy or skeeved out about it, your child wouldn't be able to remember it so fondly.
Anonymous
Post 05/27/2014 13:55     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Did you feel like good luck the moment it happened?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2014 16:40     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

A bird just pooped on me and all I got was shitty
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2013 12:40     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

A bird pooped in my hair at the zoo. I didnt have good luck but I didnt have bad luck either. Maybe it worked?
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2013 07:33     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Anonymous wrote:I took 6 y/o DD to Philly for the weekend a couple of months ago.

While we walked around a bird pooped on me. We did a million really fun things and on our way home I asked her what the favorite part of the trip was for her.

Her answer?

You guessed it. The bird crap.


This is the sort of heartwarming story that more parents should tell.

(It would be my kids' favorite part of the trip, too. Anything for a laugh.)
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2013 06:30     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Those around you are unlucky.
I had a bird shit on my lap at an outdoor event, and I quickly brushed it away without thinking. It went all over the hair of the lady sitting in front of me. Oops!
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2013 00:02     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

NFW. that's the harbinger of the worst luck. Get a physical soon... if they catch it early maybe you can do something about it.
Anonymous
Post 05/29/2013 23:22     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Yes it means good luck!

People just say that to make you feel better about something shitting on you.


Definitely this. However, the last time a bird shit on me, my now-husband asked me to marry him shortly thereafter...

That's more like good luck in hell.
takoma
Post 05/29/2013 22:17     Subject: A bird just pooped on my shoulder. Does this mean I will have good luck?

Of course it means good luck. No more shit on you since then, right. Absolutely good luck.

Until the next shit hits you.