Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Only thing that was open...We always did a double feature and had Chinese food. I remember it was a treat that we got to order the "Pu Pu Platter." Eek, bad Chinese food.
Southern poster, that was a joke that 14:26 made. If it was Pork Lo Mein or Shrimp, it was "Kosher."
.... because (in case PP doesn't know) pork and shellfish are not kosher. However, even my kosher-keeping grandmother will eat them in Chinese food ... so long as either it's not in her house, or is served on a paper plate.
At the risk of outing myself, we are Jewish but have a common non-Jewish name (think Smith). One time we went to the Chinese place to do the traditional Christmas pick-up. The place was packed and they were calling out the names of the pick-up orders: "Goldberg, Silver, Kaufman, Goldstein," etc. Then they call "Smith" --
and I kid you not, the entire place went silent and everyone turned to stare at us. It was hilarious.