Just wear cycling shorts! Who gives a sh*t what others think --you're biking! Plus, the weight will just drop off if you watch what you eat. How do I know, you ask? I was you last summer, OP! Just ride, forget about the fashion police.

OP here. Thanks for all the suggestions and the support! (I'm not the poster from the Beauty thread). My bike is great and fits well. It's a actually a Terry and I've had it for years. I didn't think to look for bike clothes on the Terry site. Don't know why. Happy Trails everyone!