Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This almost happened to me while shopping at Michael's today. I have some form of whatever stomach thing is going around. DD had it and sharted a few days ago. DS is still in diapers, otherwise it would have been his turn today too.

Thanks for spreading the joy of the season. And the stomach bug. Next time, please just stay home.

How did she/he spread the stomach bug? thats food poisoning. I dont understand all the hate in this thread. The subject line is tell all. If you don't want to read about people shitting themselves in the car, in the store, and about body functions in general, then just dont click.

Uhhhh - I'm all about bodily functions. I was just about to post my own experience back when I had major poop issues when I was pregnant. And somewhere on the MA turnpike with no exit for miles, and miles, and miles. <shudder> still haunts me 7 years later!

Anyway, you might need to look up stomach bug vs. food poisoning. Because clearly you don't understand the difference!

Sorry, original stomach bug PP. At 5 days out I'd assume it was over, too. Sorry for your crappy day this time of year!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This almost happened to me while shopping at Michael's today. I have some form of whatever stomach thing is going around. DD had it and sharted a few days ago. DS is still in diapers, otherwise it would have been his turn today too.

Thanks for spreading the joy of the season. And the stomach bug. Next time, please just stay home.

Right. On day 5 of thinking I was better and not having everything for the 3 & 6 year old for Xmas? Hate me all you want, I'll take that over the wrath of my kids.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This almost happened to me while shopping at Michael's today. I have some form of whatever stomach thing is going around. DD had it and sharted a few days ago. DS is still in diapers, otherwise it would have been his turn today too.

Thanks for spreading the joy of the season. And the stomach bug. Next time, please just stay home.

How did she/he spread the stomach bug? thats food poisoning. I dont understand all the hate in this thread. The subject line is tell all. If you don't want to read about people shitting themselves in the car, in the store, and about body functions in general, then just dont click.

Anonymous wrote:This almost happened to me while shopping at Michael's today. I have some form of whatever stomach thing is going around. DD had it and sharted a few days ago. DS is still in diapers, otherwise it would have been his turn today too.

Thanks for spreading the joy of the season. And the stomach bug. Next time, please just stay home.

No, but I sharted at work once. Thought it was a fart. Oooooops!

sorry to offend--recently diagnosed with a form of Crohns disease and this happened to me while driving DD to daycare and it was traumatizing so I wanted to see if anyone else had been in the same boat?

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for sharing.

lol

It's okay not to post every single thing that comes to your mind, OP. Really.

This happened to me on Friday. I just knew if I got out of the car and moved it would shoot out of me. I had been passing tons of gas, and sharted. Then it wouldn't stop

That happened to me 10 days after giving birth. I was driving home from my parents house and there was heavy traffic. I couldn't figure out how to pull over and take the baby with me as a new mom. I also had a third degree tear. I only managed to put a rain jacket under me before the diarrhea came. I started crying and the baby did too.

Why is op driving and typing this question into dcum. Hopefully she found a bathroom.

There are no public bathrooms along your route, OP? I can understand sudden illness, but "red lights and traffic" in themselves are not responsible!

Okay way too much sharing on here.

Arby's jamocha shake always do that to me.

The only time I've ever started was last year. Age 37. I thought it was just a fart. I was wrong. I blame the starbucks mocha. Their mochas always wreak havoc on my stomach.