1 bottle champagne
16 eggs
4 cloves
1 gallon half and half
crumble in one panettone
vanilla pod
crumble in 10 rashers turkey bacon
2 cups of light brown sugar
4 sticks of cinnamon
3 cups strong continental coffee
Heat gently while stirring with a twig of douglas fir.
Serve in a trough.
Turkey bacon? Philistine. Use venison sausage.
Also, the champagne and the half and half would never work together. Instead, whip equal portions heavy cream and egg whites into a frothy sweet meringue, and use that to top the breakfast once in the trough.
Sprinkle liberally with cinnamon and espresso grounds, and maybe a *HINT* of nutmeg.