I want my whole family there (34 of us now) with tons of food and pretend that I'm not pregnant so I can drink a ton

. Lots of great wine and hard drinks.
Appetizers:
baked brie and crackers
mixed olives and nuts
First course:
butternut squash bisque
endive cups with chopped orange, walnuts, goat cheese
Main Event:
Giant farm-raised brined roasted turkey with lots of fresh herbs roasted with veggies (winter squash, brussels sprouts, parsnips, and rutabagas or beets)
chestnut stuffing
green beans almondine
creamed onions
mashed sweet potatoes with candied pecans and craisin topping
mashed potatoes with gravy
ginger orange cranberry sauce
Dessert:
pumpkin pie
apple pie
pecan pie
sour cherry pie
vanilla ice cream and whipped cream
coffee