Just found out that my cul-de-sac is having a block party/BBQ and we weren't invited. I really don't know why the neighbors apparently don't like us...

My refrigerator makes my water too cold but I hate room temperature water. I routinely have to pour a cup and wait seven minutes to drink it.

Anonymous wrote:I was about to post something, but the story about the lady who lost the "T" on her Tumi bag just upset me so much. I think I need to lie down.

Oops, sorry!

I can't get a straight answer from Verizon on whether or not the cable people are coming tomorrow morning or afternoon...don't want to take off work and no-one shows

Anonymous wrote:I don't have enough time while the toddler sleeps to get enough sleep myself AND watch all the things I want to on Netflix or Hulu AND have a clean house.

I feel you. I know I should watch The Daily Show, to be informed about the world, but I really want to watch Dr. Who, to fuel my sexy dreams. Clean house is below both those on the list of priorities.

Anonymous wrote:I don't have enough time while the toddler sleeps to get enough sleep myself AND watch all the things I want to on Netflix or Hulu AND have a clean house.

This is me right here.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
But I really hate my gym bag. I have two, and neither really fits the bill, and I hate hate hate the idea of actually having to shop around for one. I have very specific requirements

Me too! I have about six purses, and none of them are right. A couple are too small for my fat wallet + phone. The most practically-sized one gives me a terrible backache. Some are just too beat up, and I really should toss them.

Also, food. There is a smell in my house, and I think it's from some kind of food that's gone off, but I can't find it. That's right. My kitchen is so big, and I have so much food in it, that I can't find the food that I forgot about til it spoiled. AND, this is not the first time this has happened. Last time, it was a very small orange in the bottom of the fruit bowl, buried under all the other fruit.

I hate this, too.

I don't have enough time while the toddler sleeps to get enough sleep myself AND watch all the things I want to on Netflix or Hulu AND have a clean house.

I was about to post something, but the story about the lady who lost the "T" on her Tumi bag just upset me so much. I think I need to lie down.

I'm meeting a Hispanic contractor at my house later and I'm feeling awkward about him being there at the same time the Latina housekeepers are cleaning. I imagine knowing looks passing between them and some sort of unspoken loathing of spoiled Americans.

I have to pack because I am going on vacation tomorrow. I am tired and I don't want to.

I forgot about my Groupon for a car detailing and now the promotional value deadline has passed. My car is filthy and I'm kicking myself.

Anonymous wrote:
But I really hate my gym bag. I have two, and neither really fits the bill, and I hate hate hate the idea of actually having to shop around for one. I have very specific requirements

Me too! I have about six purses, and none of them are right. A couple are too small for my fat wallet + phone. The most practically-sized one gives me a terrible backache. Some are just too beat up, and I really should toss them.

Also, food. There is a smell in my house, and I think it's from some kind of food that's gone off, but I can't find it. That's right. My kitchen is so big, and I have so much food in it, that I can't find the food that I forgot about til it spoiled. AND, this is not the first time this has happened. Last time, it was a very small orange in the bottom of the fruit bowl, buried under all the other fruit.

Have to find new cleaning person. Last ones were doing a shitty job for a lot of money. I'll have to stay home with them the first time they come because I don't know them and I'll have to show them what I want done. I live in a studio apartment.

Anonymous wrote:I am trying to find a wallet designed by Lodis. Its called the Degas Diva. I have look all over the net and all I can find is a blue on on Ebay for $150. I do not want a blue but will gladly pay $150 for a pink one,

That IS adorable!