Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:41     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
I think this calls for another visit from the Sad Panda. Tiny Font Poster, are you still out there?
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:40     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
I hate how the white fur around their butts is always brown.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:39     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
what can ya do--haters gonna hate.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:37     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Saw them in CHINA this summer. Very cute animal (IMO
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:33     Subject: Re:I f*cking hate pandas
I swear that one time when I went there with the children there was a stuffed life panda perched atop a boulder in the glass enclosure. It did not even breathe for 10 minutes. Sad pandas.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:32     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Thanks for the laugh, OP!

I don't really see the point of pandas. I'm more of a koala person myself.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:32     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.

They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending more research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.

P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS.


+1
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:28     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Hey OP! Do you want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that won't screw to save their species?!


Hey, the first rule is I don't talk about that. The second rule, too.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:21     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Pandas taste good. Just like chicken.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:17     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Cool your jets, turdblossom.

They hate you too, and most of us wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

'kay? ;-o
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:17     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Tell it, OP! I am do sick of hearing about Pandas pandas pandas.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:16     Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Hey OP! Do you want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that won't screw to save their species?!
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:12     Subject: Re:I f*cking hate pandas
OP here. I have a kid already (the old fashioned way), and no hating on TTC interventions for HUMANS (aka a species who loves to procreate and loves to have kids -- maybe a little too much, sometimes!) I just hate the shit out of pandas.

And sorry, PP, I'm not your DH (I'm a woman) but I like the way he thinks.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:10     Subject: Re:I f*cking hate pandas
HAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest post ever - and I'm an animal freak! I love animals and I guess I always thought I loved pandas too. But, now that you mention it...
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2012 21:07     Subject: Re:I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:I'm not I fan, but what I really hate is all the attention they get, especially at the zoo. Half the time they're asleep or hiding behind bamboo.


I agree. I skip right past that shit at the zoo b/c those lazy fuckers are never out. What's the point? At least the elephants are always good enough to make an appearance!