Anonymous
06/26/2012 09:15
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Hahaha. Some of these are hilarious!
Anonymous
06/26/2012 09:09
Subject: Re:Most Embarrassing Revelation
I went horseback riding for the first (and only) time and decided it would be safer to dismount by sliding down the side of the horse. My underwire bra caught on the saddlehorn and I dangled off the side of the horse with my sweatshirt and bra elevated up around my neck, bare from the neck down. The teenage stable boy had to come release me. Neither one of us found it particularly erotic.
Anonymous
06/26/2012 08:26
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
I ducked into an empty office to pump at work. I was going at it all exposed when someone knocked on the door. Instead of me to say "hold on a minute", I said "yes", and the person opened the door. It was a guy and people were walking up and down that hallway.
Later, I got a phonecall from HR informing me that we have a designated nursing room in the office.
Later, I got a phonecall from HR informing me that we have a designated nursing room in the office.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 23:05
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
I walked through my office with "female splatter" (as my co-worker put it) on the back of my beige pants. Heavy period and somehow, after going to the bathroom and changing my tampon/pad combo, blood splatter ended up there. OMG. It was noticeable and I had to wear a sweater around my waist for the rest of the day.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 23:00
Subject: Re:Most Embarrassing Revelation
I was in Munich for Octoberfest and as I was walking I was getting a lot of appreciation from a number of men. I then noticed that my blouse had somehow gotten undone and I was flashing a lot of people. I was a little drunk and simply didn't notice. The joys of Octoberfest.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 22:48
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
I'm laughing so hard I just woke up my husband.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 21:21
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
I was on a conference call at work that was running over into my pumping time. Without thinking I pulled out my pump and got to work -- realizing about 20 minutes in that I left my office door partially open. My assistant said she doesn't think anyone saw, but I wonder if she just says that to make me feel better.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:45
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Hahaha similar thing happened to my dad after dinner at the beach. He had to squat behind a bush in the parking lot of a store on the way home. He cleaned up with a beach towel from the car, and my mom had to run home and get him clean clothes
Unfortunately we had taken my boyfriends parents out for dinner. And we carpooled. They are now my inlaws
Unfortunately we had taken my boyfriends parents out for dinner. And we carpooled. They are now my inlaws
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:43
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Dying over here - especially re: the sharting.
I am a therapist, and one time a button on my shirt (at bustline) was undone. Client told me at END of session - she was my first client of the day, thankfully.
I am a therapist, and one time a button on my shirt (at bustline) was undone. Client told me at END of session - she was my first client of the day, thankfully.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:40
Subject: Re:Most Embarrassing Revelation
Anonymous wrote:I studied abroad in India for a semester of college. It was a great experience, and I came home with my nose pierced, my hands henna-ed and a massive case of "Delhi-belly" (i.e., explosive diarrhea). Everything was going fine until one day a couple of weeks later I got stuck in traffic on the highway, with just my older brother's girlfriend in the car with me. It turned out that there was an accident ahead, and traffic did not move for at least an hour. At some point during our wait, I was struck with the absolute immediate need to take a (#*$ - I mean, I wiggled and squeezed with all my might, but there was nothing I could do to hold it back.
The highway had big walls and there was no place that I could run to, no motorhome I could pound on the door of - so I ended up dropping my shorts right there on the highway, stuck in traffic, and taking a massive dump right in front of my car. My brother's girlfriend held up a blanket so that not everyone could see, but cars still honked and truck drivers hooted and it was about as embarrassed as I've every been in my whole life. And my brother ended up marrying the girlfriend, so the story has never, ever gone away in my family - I am reminded of it at least once a year, and every time I want to die of mortification.
That's hilarious!!!
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:20
Subject: Re:Most Embarrassing Revelation
I studied abroad in India for a semester of college. It was a great experience, and I came home with my nose pierced, my hands henna-ed and a massive case of "Delhi-belly" (i.e., explosive diarrhea). Everything was going fine until one day a couple of weeks later I got stuck in traffic on the highway, with just my older brother's girlfriend in the car with me. It turned out that there was an accident ahead, and traffic did not move for at least an hour. At some point during our wait, I was struck with the absolute immediate need to take a (#*$ - I mean, I wiggled and squeezed with all my might, but there was nothing I could do to hold it back.
The highway had big walls and there was no place that I could run to, no motorhome I could pound on the door of - so I ended up dropping my shorts right there on the highway, stuck in traffic, and taking a massive dump right in front of my car. My brother's girlfriend held up a blanket so that not everyone could see, but cars still honked and truck drivers hooted and it was about as embarrassed as I've every been in my whole life. And my brother ended up marrying the girlfriend, so the story has never, ever gone away in my family - I am reminded of it at least once a year, and every time I want to die of mortification.
The highway had big walls and there was no place that I could run to, no motorhome I could pound on the door of - so I ended up dropping my shorts right there on the highway, stuck in traffic, and taking a massive dump right in front of my car. My brother's girlfriend held up a blanket so that not everyone could see, but cars still honked and truck drivers hooted and it was about as embarrassed as I've every been in my whole life. And my brother ended up marrying the girlfriend, so the story has never, ever gone away in my family - I am reminded of it at least once a year, and every time I want to die of mortification.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:18
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Anonymous wrote:Felt it coming out!
Signed: String Pooper
Grody to the max.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:16
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Felt it coming out!
Signed: String Pooper
Signed: String Pooper
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:12
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I once pooped out an entire string from a rotisserie chicken.
I did not know that I swallowed it!
How did you know you pooped out the string? Did you feel coming out or did you examine your poop in the bowl?
Yuck.
Some people like to look at their creations.
Anonymous
06/25/2012 20:07
Subject: Most Embarrassing Revelation
Anonymous wrote:I once pooped out an entire string from a rotisserie chicken.
I did not know that I swallowed it!
How did you know you pooped out the string? Did you feel coming out or did you examine your poop in the bowl?
Yuck.