Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is she a "so-sassy eye roller", or are you trying to say "So sassy, Eye Roller". Despite the fact that this thread is utterly meaningless, punctuation is still helpful for my full comedic enjoyment.

Punctuation is lost on the young. Eats shoots and leaves.

Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day. I know it's a panda in a bar joke, but I can't remember the whole bit. can you pease post?

Save money -- get a can of orange spray paint at Home Depot and do it yourself.

Anonymous wrote:Is she a "so-sassy eye roller", or are you trying to say "So sassy, Eye Roller". Despite the fact that this thread is utterly meaningless, punctuation is still helpful for my full comedic enjoyment.

Punctuation is lost on the young. Eats shoots and leaves.

Is she a "so-sassy eye roller", or are you trying to say "So sassy, Eye Roller". Despite the fact that this thread is utterly meaningless, punctuation is still helpful for my full comedic enjoyment.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A word of advice. Be sure to spot test a bunch of products on your kids first in a hidden area, like the inner thigh area. That way they won't look like oompa-loompas.

I'm confused. What is an oompa-loompa in this context? Does it have anything to do with Willy Wonka?

If you know about WW, then surely you know that oompa loompas are short and orange.

So sassy eye roller.

I am sure it would look fabulous. I myself bleach my kids' skin because some people were asking me if they were black. I mean, they are, but I just wish their skin wasn't so dark...


Now seriously, why? But, more importantly, WHYYYY?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A word of advice. Be sure to spot test a bunch of products on your kids first in a hidden area, like the inner thigh area. That way they won't look like oompa-loompas.

I'm confused. What is an oompa-loompa in this context? Does it have anything to do with Willy Wonka?

If you know about WW, then surely you know that oompa loompas are short and orange.

Anonymous wrote:A word of advice. Be sure to spot test a bunch of products on your kids first in a hidden area, like the inner thigh area. That way they won't look like oompa-loompas.

I'm confused. What is an oompa-loompa in this context? Does it have anything to do with Willy Wonka?

Anonymous wrote:Oh c'mon. OP is totally joking. No way anyone would spray tan their children.

Ummmmm . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWE6cVRcQI

Such a great idea for the little ones! If girls, the spray tan will improve their appearance when they wear their bikinis and rhinestone tiaras!

A word of advice. Be sure to spot test a bunch of products on your kids first in a hidden area, like the inner thigh area. That way they won't look like oompa-loompas.

If this were the Long Island or Jersey Shore Urban Moms and Dads then this might be a serious question.