This was a great post. You had me going until the very end. Time to put dcum down.

Let me guess. Is this the plot for a lifetime movie? Do I win?

Anonymous wrote:Your creative writing profs are going to love you!

really? because I thought the story was crap. as in awful, horrible writing for anyone with even a high school education.

Anonymous wrote:Ok; dying to know. Do some houses sit on tires? mobile homes, maybe? or was that just entirely out of left field?

All I could think was that perhaps she lived in some sort of mobile home? I was wondering this too though...

the other thing about this, is that her husband is man enough to call her sister a bitch, but not man enough to go pump up the house tires? She needs her (most likely) much older father to do it? And they HAD to discuss this at a party, the phone wouldn't work?

OP, I think Camus would appreciate your writing. Your work belongs in Le Theatre de l'Absurde.

Anonymous wrote:OK, did the last few lines not give away that this is fake? Come on, people, have some sense.

yes, fake

Ok; dying to know. Do some houses sit on tires? mobile homes, maybe? or was that just entirely out of left field?

Your creative writing profs are going to love you!

No real situation here. I just finished the photo album yesterday and it's been mailed off.

22:44 Are you sock-puppeting your original thread? I agree with 14:53, you are definitely bouquet bride.

OP. I don't know if your post is real or not but it gave me a sinking feeling. My uncle turned 80 and I finished a family photo album for him and while I tried to give everyone equal share, it just wasn't possible. There was one picture of me front and center and that's because my uncle's best friend was in the picture with me. Oh, how I hope I don't get angry calls from my four siblings or their ten dollar checks.

"I wonder if perhaps your sister is the one who stole your bouquet? Her quilt behavior makes her a suspect, you know."

Best. Post. Ever.

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if perhaps your sister is the one who stole your bouquet? Her quilt behavior makes her a suspect, you know.

The answer is right there on the quilt. Look carefully at the sister's photo.