Anonymous wrote:so my little one can at least get a few eggs. What is with these oversized kids anyway? What are you feeding the lugs? I don't mean they are fat, just big, burly boys that like to toss my little girl out of the way like a rag doll.

OP,

You are so clueless.

Since Hunger Games (the first in the trilogy) became so popular, each event is now modeled after this very event. So you're doing your child a disservice by not fattening her up and making her one tough bitch.

b/c it's all about the egg at Easter

Come Christmas, it will be all about the Christmas wreath.

I live in District 2, my child trains all his life for this. The rest you are toast.

I never recall problems with Waster egg hunts growing up, either at church or in the neighborhood. I honestly believe our parents were better at it than our generation. People used to be embarrassed by bad manners.

I loathe those enormous egg "hunts" and do not see the appeal of them at all. We have a lovely egg hunt in our yard with cousins every year, with color-coded eggs. The bigger kids actually have to look for hidden eggs, not just pick them up off the ground. I don't see how these events are fun for anyone. Stage a photo opp at your house--you would at least get good pictures.

Happy Easter to all of you. Clearly you are doing a great job demonstrating Christian values on the most important holiday of the year.

Ready? Here we go!

Whats worse is the ghetto families that put their 10 year olds in the 4 and under hunt to get more eggs or the other ghetto families that tell their hoodlums to start way before the countdown. Its like they dont get enough free shit.

Egg HUNT. Infers survival of the fittest. If you don't like it, hide a few eggs in your house and let your scawny little thing look for those.

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Anonymous wrote:I feed my large toddler raw egg whites and lean meats before a big egg hunt. Isn't that what everyone is doing?

No! no! No! You are doing it all wrong! You should be feeding them quail eggs because it provides much more energy. How could you not k ow the difference?! They are small but carry a punch!

Folks, you need to be carb-loading the night before. Everyone knows this.

Amateurs.

We have a toddler in the first percentile. People always think he's under two (even though he is almost three, therefore soon to be a preschooler). Yet he does fine with bigger kids (which is everybody his age and younger or older).

Toddlers play. That's what toddlers do. There aren't different rules for different toddlers based on size.

Anonymous wrote:I feed my large toddler raw egg whites and lean meats before a big egg hunt. Isn't that what everyone is doing?

Mine had rabbit. lol

If it makes you feel better, my large child did not get any eggs because the over zealous helicopter moms of children who were too small to be there took them all. It's okay though because I'm into teaching patience, sharing, and that you don't always get what you want. Get over it, OP.

Anonymous wrote:You might consider redshirting your underdeveloped child until next year's Easter ....

or at least get her egg hunting lessons! My goodness..if you need a recommendation for a good egg hunting camp let us know. Also, you will need to register at exactly midnight tonight before the camps are all filled up for next year.

You might consider redshirting your underdeveloped child until next year's Easter ....

Anonymous wrote:I feed my large toddler raw egg whites and lean meats before a big egg hunt. Isn't that what everyone is doing?

No! no! No! You are doing it all wrong! You should be feeding them quail eggs because it provides much more energy. How could you not k ow the difference?! They are small but carry a punch!