Oh, I already have my list started of all the friends and family I want to give money to.

I don't even know what I'd spend my portion on, aside from a few things like a personal trainer, personal chef, regular spa days. I'd move and build my dream house....when I decide where I want to live.

Leave the US for a nice island.

Buy an ultra modern beach house. Anywhere. But. Here.

Buy an electric scooter. Take my house off the market and give it to my parents as an extra place in the DC area. Do my trial at the end of this week and then ask to go part time. Finish my basement.

Become a teacher in the innrcity, sponsor a load of kids for college. Than buy a new car, beach house, travel with kids and hubby. Donate oodles to Obama2012
!

Buy my mil the house of her dreams ... in the country of my choice.

Quit my job

Leave my husband

Party like there's no tomorrow

Sleep with the guy I've been lusting for forever

Not tell a soul (except my wife), to start with. Not burn ANY bridges until I have the cash (lump sum please, no annuity option) in my hot little hand. Set up our future, and our son's - real estate investments, stock market, annuities, etc. Then have some fun - retirement place in NYC, beach house in the Outer Banks. I wouldn't quit, but I also wouldn't work my ass off, either.

Oh, I might list my house for $20,000 less than the assholes next door are trying to sell their place for. Yes, it's mean, and no, I don't care.

My list was a lot more fun when I was single and irresponsible.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:poop with door open

Me, too! And if someone doesn't like it, they can suck it.

I didn't know this was reserved for the uber wealthy. When I win, I'll pay someone to wipe my ass. "Wipers!"

I could care less if the door is open or shut.

Anonymous wrote:poop with door open

Me, too! And if someone doesn't like it, they can suck it.

Go into hiding

Probably go into cardiac arrest and miss out on all the fun shit.

Buy this.... as one of my homes. Will be in the market for a nice beach property on Kiawah as well.

http://www.homevisit.com/mlsTour/?ver=1&id=51374

Anonymous wrote:Oh man, I'm simutaniously glad to hear that I'm not the only one who has been thinking about this all day, and saddened because you all are my competition.

Buy a giant house, natch.

What's a natch?