Anonymous
03/15/2012 23:41
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:....personally, I would be more concerned that she is not flushing. What is up with that?!
I'm guessing if it's right before she showers, flushing would cause the shower to be cold at first.
Also, how about ew?
Anonymous
03/15/2012 13:44
Subject: Re:Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:Ha! I check my teen children's stool, OP. I have no choice, we have an old house and I have to flush for them or the thing over flows and poop will flood the upstairs. Yeah, y daughter has massive ones, every other day. And she is a slender girl.
Is it impossible to flush with the lid CLOSED? You must open it and peek before you flush? Your magic toilet knows it is your hand pushing down the lever and not your teenagers'? I'm crying over here, lady. This is too much. Tell me, do they call you up to wipe their ass before they have you flush or have they at least got that skill mastered?
Anonymous
03/15/2012 09:05
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:I think we have reached a new low for helicopter parenting.
Yes.
OP needs therapy. Or a hobby.
Anonymous
03/15/2012 07:58
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
First, no I doubt there are a lot of parents who can help you with your question as most of us probably don't check our kids' bm.
Second, can you tell your daughter to make sure to flush? She is 14 years old, at an age where it should be an automatic action.
Second, can you tell your daughter to make sure to flush? She is 14 years old, at an age where it should be an automatic action.
Anonymous
03/15/2012 00:34
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
You should speak with your family doctor
Anonymous
03/14/2012 22:12
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
This thread is horrifying yet humorous. I can't pull myself away.
Anonymous
03/14/2012 21:47
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Wait- now we get the helicopter mom who has to flush the toilet for her teens.
People, we have a winner!!!!
People, we have a winner!!!!
Anonymous
03/14/2012 21:43
Subject: Re:Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:Ha! I check my teen children's stool, OP. I have no choice, we have an old house and I have to flush for them or the thing over flows and poop will flood the upstairs. Yeah, y daughter has massive ones, every other day. And she is a slender girl.
Your toilet overflows if anyone but you flushes? Does it just like you better or do you flush in some special way? Could you not give toilet flushing lessons to your teens?
Anonymous
03/14/2012 15:33
Subject: Re:Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:Ha! I check my teen children's stool, OP. I have no choice, we have an old house and I have to flush for them or the thing over flows and poop will flood the upstairs. Yeah, y daughter has massive ones, every other day. And she is a slender girl.
Fix your toilet? Or replace it?
Anonymous
03/14/2012 14:51
Subject: Re:Teens and bowel movements
Ha! I check my teen children's stool, OP. I have no choice, we have an old house and I have to flush for them or the thing over flows and poop will flood the upstairs. Yeah, y daughter has massive ones, every other day. And she is a slender girl.
Anonymous
03/14/2012 14:48
Subject: Re:Teens and bowel movements
HELICOPTER BLADES DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO TOILET BOWL! PULL BACK! PULL BACK!
Anonymous
03/14/2012 14:40
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Oh c'mon. I'm sure there have been more revolting threads...somewhere.
...maybe.
...maybe.
Anonymous
03/14/2012 12:14
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
And may I just say: Most. Revolting. Thread. Ever.
Anonymous
03/14/2012 12:13
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Anonymous wrote:I think we have reached a new low for helicopter parenting.
I know, right?
+1 million.
Anonymous
03/14/2012 11:03
Subject: Teens and bowel movements
Urrgghh yeah. this be creepy.