Can I be Kitty Carlisle? Great singing voice, good enough sense of humor to be in a Marx Bros movie, smart enough to marry a witty playwright, tall and elegant without being burdened by fabulously good looks, plus famous enough to be a panelist on To Tell the Truth (or maybe it was Password?). Not sure who is our contemporary equivalent to Kitty, but whoever it is, I'd be happy with her celeb life.