Anonymous wrote:So what is a chubby mummy to wear. Are skinny cargos ok?

Why do you think they invented muumuus!!!

So what is a chubby mummy to wear. Are skinny cargos ok?

OMG I am loving this thread.

P.S. "Self-centered" comment PP, you are like, my hero.

Anonymous wrote:I would rather see the high wasted mom jeans than to get an eye full of stretch mark laden post-baby stomach flap complete with matching muffin tops when some unsuspecting woman reaches up to help her kids on the monkey bars. Mom jeans exist for a reason.

Personally my fave is when a mom wears low rise jeans and you can see her thong over the top. Yeah, that's classy!

I would rather see the high wasted mom jeans than to get an eye full of stretch mark laden post-baby stomach flap complete with matching muffin tops when some unsuspecting woman reaches up to help her kids on the monkey bars. Mom jeans exist for a reason.

Agreed, I'll give my mom jeans a rest. But, I'm not happy about giving up my maternity cords. No, I'm not pregnant. Yes, I realize that the brown cords don't cordinate with the black loafers. What do you want? A miracle here? It's virtually a miracle that I've made it to the store!

Maybe if you posted in the right forum you'd have a more receptive audience. ::

Anonymous wrote:I thought I might wear my little black dress to the playground this weekend. Acceptable?

Don't forget your pearls! And is toe cleavage in or out right now?

I thought I might wear my little black dress to the playground this weekend. Acceptable?

You can pry my corduroys out of my cold, dead, apple-juice-smeared hands. I love them. but they're not baggy or worn - they're cute and they come from J Crew and anthropologie and they fit me better than any jeans or khakis ever have. (I also buy all my mom jeans from Lucky, and they're cute and low-rise.)

tell ya what, though, i'll put on makeup this weekend, and maybe some earrings? how's that?

Anonymous wrote:

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

This is so self-centered. The OP is going to PUKE if you wear them! Do you want her to puke?!

As long as she doesn't puke on my sexy, beige, high-waisted corduroys, I'm okay with it.

Though, honestly, even if she does puke on them, all those ridges help absorb the fluid. It'd probably be okay.

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

This is so self-centered. The OP is going to PUKE if you wear them! Do you want her to puke?!

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

Yes, you can, but only if your size is in single digits. Otherwise, you're too fat.

Dang. I'm too fat. I'll just wear overalls.

Anonymous wrote:Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

Yes, you can, but only if your size is in single digits. Otherwise, you're too fat.