TBH I think that’d be kind of hot. Picturing a very sexy agent watching me through my phone camera during my solo sexy time. He’s wildly into me and sets up a fake meet-cute at Starbucks, assassins interrupt and try to kill us both, he rescues me, we bone.

Anonymous wrote:There are ~350M people in the US.

There are ~38K FBI employees.

That means 1 FBI employee per ~9,185 people.

I’m going with “No”.

This actually doesn’t sound entirely unreasonable. If there’s certain “keywords” they set up to automate a mention of …

Add in interns … add in teams of agents working across 9k…

Anonymous wrote:No. There are no resources for that.

—former DOJ

So who are they watching?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?

Maybe the agent committed the crime?

There are 6,000 unsolved murders in the US per year and about 13,000 FBI agents. Do you think each of them is committing a murder every other year?

There are 13,000 known agents.

And I think my old coworker has slept with half of them!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?

Maybe the agent committed the crime?

There are 6,000 unsolved murders in the US per year and about 13,000 FBI agents. Do you think each of them is committing a murder every other year?

There are 13,000 known agents.

There are ~350M people in the US.

There are ~38K FBI employees.

That means 1 FBI employee per ~9,185 people.

I’m going with “No”.

Anonymous wrote:Who surveils FBI agents? Other FBI agents?

That’s obviously how Hillary Wang got caught

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?

Maybe the agent committed the crime?

There are 6,000 unsolved murders in the US per year and about 13,000 FBI agents. Do you think each of them is committing a murder every other year?

Anonymous wrote:If you're talking to people in certain countries, maybe.

That would be the CIA.

Who surveils FBI agents? Other FBI agents?

Anonymous wrote:No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?

Maybe the agent committed the crime?

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Anonymous wrote:Who watches our internet activity and cell phone activity/searches?

Tell me how gullible I am because part of me wants to believe this internet joke/myth could be true … then part of me realizes how unrealistic that would be. 😆🫪

So maybe stepping away from far left/chinese bot propaganda would be a good healthy thing.

"Far left" , eh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM

Anonymous wrote:No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?

Hahhahahah

Anonymous wrote:Where on earth did you hear this, OP? What a stupid question.

Anti american chinese propaganda bots on tiktok and news article comments sections, of course.

No, but many things you upload to the cloud (especially images) are scanned for CSAM. I’m glad this is the case, but I’m always shocked that people don’t object to this more vocally. Maybe they don’t know.