Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:32
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:I'm a UChicago fan, but I hope they stop at 9k. I think 6k is the perfect size .. 9k is fine, but no bigger
9k is Columbia and Northwestern level.
And Columbia already has a very small & compact campus, can't swallow surrounding buildings for extra housing at a low cost (NYC), but still wants to add 575 new seats. But somehow OP finds UChicago increasing enrollment to be sacrilegious, and crickets about Columbia. I'm no Columbia hater, but UChicago can easily gobble up housing around campus for cheap, so this expansion is nothing out of the ordinary.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:28
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
My kid gets a ton of mail from U Chicago though he has nowhere near the stats for it.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:27
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
I'm a UChicago fan, but I hope they stop at 9k. I think 6k is the perfect size .. 9k is fine, but no bigger
Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:26
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Shouldn't they all increase to meet demand?
Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:25
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Standard, insecure UChicago mom response when presented with inconvenient facts.
You’re also not denying that you’re Emory mom 🤷♂️
Must suck to have a whole forum hate your guts!
No, just a big fan! Emory derangement syndrome is real😂
Wear this shirt outside so we can identify you:
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Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:13
Subject: Re:UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
No dog in this fight, but several schools have increased enrollment recently— Yale, Rice announced a similar move. Sky hasn’t fallen in New Haven as far as I can tell.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 23:08
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Standard, insecure UChicago mom response when presented with inconvenient facts.
You’re also not denying that you’re Emory mom 🤷♂️
Must suck to have a whole forum hate your guts!
No, just a big fan! Emory derangement syndrome is real😂
Anonymous
05/07/2026 22:15
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I genuinely don’t understand why this school gets so much hate on here.
They could announce that all students will receive a kitten and a pat on the back and the trolls will still hate.
I suspect that it is one poster sockpuppeting.
Because they are a bonafide T10 college, recognized by other Ivy Colleges as an Ivy+, and have very opaque admissions stats with respect to ED.
🎯🎯🎯
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:34
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:I genuinely don’t understand why this school gets so much hate on here.
They could announce that all students will receive a kitten and a pat on the back and the trolls will still hate.
I suspect that it is one poster sockpuppeting.
Because they are a bonafide T10 college, recognized by other Ivy Colleges as an Ivy+, and have very opaque admissions stats with respect to ED.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:33
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Oh Emory mom, you’ve found a new endeavor?
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:29
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:They'll get enough qualified students, nbd. Agree it's a boon for full pay. But what about expanding infrastructure to support? Could be a mess.
They need space and teachers for an additional 1,500 students, which is quite a challenge in an urban setting.
Their deans said that a non-tenure-track instructor “might actually be the better person for teaching". Expect more classrooms to be taught by adjuncts.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:26
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Slow night, OP? Or perhaps, slow life?
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:24
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Standard, insecure UChicago mom response when presented with inconvenient facts.
You’re also not denying that you’re Emory mom 🤷♂️
Must suck to have a whole forum hate your guts!
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:22
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Standard, insecure UChicago mom response when presented with inconvenient facts.
If you think this is a bad move on UChicago’s behalf, I have a bridge to sell you.
You’re a zombie who lacks critical thinking and hates on UChicago’s every move like clockwork. I miss what this forum once was.
PS - I’m not affiliated with UChicago and I’m not a mom.
Anonymous
05/07/2026 21:17
Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Standard, insecure UChicago mom response when presented with inconvenient facts.