Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 09:22     Subject: Re:Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Some people would cheer this on as “increasing the domestic infant supply.”

The domestic infant supply has been down in the last decade while infertility has gone up, and all of those “pro life” adoption agencies have been feeling the financial pinch from this supply crunch. Older orphans simply don’t fetch the same price as white wet newborn infants born to drug-free teen moms. Get your kids off social media because the baby brokers have been coordinating efforts to convince teens to eschew birth control and get pregnant before they’re ready.

Sadly, I agree
Is there a way to donate to a cause that helps young women to get birth control?


What are you on about? Teen pregnancy is at an all time low. Those young women got on birth control.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 08:42     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:What empirical evidence are these estimates based on?

Spike in visits to Planned Parenthood?
Spike in requests for Plan B?
Spike in sales of pregnancy tests?
Spike in Google “signs I am Pregnant” searches?
Spike in requests for an OB GYN referral?

Sorry

I am still somewhat in the weeds on this. Maybe I am crabby because I still haven’t had the opportunity to tell anyone how I am the ultimate holder of a full-straight of fact cards that liberal states do not, in fact, conduct abortions on infants in the 9th month.

Feels like I would be a very bad party guest, though


You can click it! It’s one small study from a hospital in Canada. It’s a real study, but that doesn’t mean we can assume it’s true broadly in the us.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 08:37     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:What empirical evidence are these estimates based on?

Spike in visits to Planned Parenthood?
Spike in requests for Plan B?
Spike in sales of pregnancy tests?
Spike in Google “signs I am Pregnant” searches?
Spike in requests for an OB GYN referral?

Sorry

I am still somewhat in the weeds on this. Maybe I am crabby because I still haven’t had the opportunity to tell anyone how I am the ultimate holder of a full-straight of fact cards that liberal states do not, in fact, conduct abortions on infants in the 9th month.

Feels like I would be a very bad party guest, though


I read it on the Internet. It must be true.
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 08:34     Subject: Re:Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:Some people would cheer this on as “increasing the domestic infant supply.”

The domestic infant supply has been down in the last decade while infertility has gone up, and all of those “pro life” adoption agencies have been feeling the financial pinch from this supply crunch. Older orphans simply don’t fetch the same price as white wet newborn infants born to drug-free teen moms. Get your kids off social media because the baby brokers have been coordinating efforts to convince teens to eschew birth control and get pregnant before they’re ready.

Sadly, I agree
Is there a way to donate to a cause that helps young women to get birth control?
Anonymous
Post 04/23/2026 07:26     Subject: Re:Teen conception rates peak in March
Some people would cheer this on as “increasing the domestic infant supply.”

The domestic infant supply has been down in the last decade while infertility has gone up, and all of those “pro life” adoption agencies have been feeling the financial pinch from this supply crunch. Older orphans simply don’t fetch the same price as white wet newborn infants born to drug-free teen moms. Get your kids off social media because the baby brokers have been coordinating efforts to convince teens to eschew birth control and get pregnant before they’re ready.
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 16:59     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
What empirical evidence are these estimates based on?

Spike in visits to Planned Parenthood?
Spike in requests for Plan B?
Spike in sales of pregnancy tests?
Spike in Google “signs I am Pregnant” searches?
Spike in requests for an OB GYN referral?

Sorry

I am still somewhat in the weeds on this. Maybe I am crabby because I still haven’t had the opportunity to tell anyone how I am the ultimate holder of a full-straight of fact cards that liberal states do not, in fact, conduct abortions on infants in the 9th month.

Feels like I would be a very bad party guest, though
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 11:34     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:Cave Idus Martias


Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 11:33     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love


Naw. He just want to bust a nut.


What is love but a lust of the blood and a permission of the will?


Poetic and true.
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 11:30     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
Anonymous wrote:Cave Idus Martias


It's still winter in March.
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 11:17     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
I’m nominating this thread as “Dumbest of the Day.”
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 11:08     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
And, of course, Trump policies will only make things worse:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/opinion/trump-birth-control.html
Anonymous
Post 04/22/2026 10:33     Subject: Teen conception rates peak in March
It's casual drunk/stoned hook ups over spring break.

Beach week is probably the next highest conceptuon window