Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:59     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Alien probing
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:36     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Why not ask them?
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:24     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

Only men would guess poop before blood.


If my pants are stained with period blood, I might wrap my towel around them, but I would not take off the pants and tbe shirt and go home in a towel.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:14     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Got her period.
Sht her pants.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:14     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
She was having an affair with the boss and had to jump out of the bathroom window.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:08     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”


This is exactly why I don't ever talk to neighbors.

Get a life.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 17:01     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:I often wear normal clothes to the pool and then cover up with a towel over my bathing suit to drive home - especially when it’s warm outside. It’s a short drive to my house and I prefer to shower at home.

+1
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:50     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:48     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
I often wear normal clothes to the pool and then cover up with a towel over my bathing suit to drive home - especially when it’s warm outside. It’s a short drive to my house and I prefer to shower at home.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:32     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.


And was carrying an emergency towel.


I have a dog. I have 2-3 towels in my car at all times.


It was a Douglas Adams reference.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:30     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
her clothing was taken as evidence in a crime.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:30     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.


And started her period and robbed a bank and needed to lose the identifiable clothing and having an affair with a towel salesman


Pretty lucky that last one.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:22     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:There was a fire alarm while she was swimming and she had to evacuate without her clothes
She had a GI illness and shat her pants and barfed on her top
Someone else got sick/hurt and she had bodily fluids on her
She lost a bet
She got mugged by a pantsuit thief
She was working with chemicals and something got spilled on her
She saw a naked person and decided to help
They got stolen out of her locker at the gym
She traded her clothes for three wishes from a genie



Love this!
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:17     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.


And was carrying an emergency towel.


I have a dog. I have 2-3 towels in my car at all times.
Anonymous
Post 04/13/2026 16:17     Subject: Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

Only men would guess poop before blood.