Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 22:22     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:This is quintessential DCUM content. Makes me feel like it's 2015 again; I love it.


Me too. I’ve missed the directness of the anonymous gotcha
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 22:21     Subject: Why would anyone buy

They’re not wrong

The low rent Foxhall Melania doing “seasons” is a riot too
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 20:56     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:Enjoy the cancer cluster that is Spring Valley! WW2 munitions are are buried throughout the neighborhood...


Mantua checking in
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 20:20     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Enjoy the cancer cluster that is Spring Valley! WW2 munitions are are buried throughout the neighborhood...
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 19:40     Subject: Why would anyone buy

This is quintessential DCUM content. Makes me feel like it's 2015 again; I love it.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 19:35     Subject: Why would anyone buy

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Anonymous wrote:I’m from the Palisades, and I vacation in the Maldives and the Seychelles.


I live on Foxhall and own in St. Barts, Big Sky, Nantucket and London.


You should move there


I rotate amongst them depending on the season. Don’t you season?


You’ve never done the season and it shows. Tell you where I wouldn’t season: under a flight path behind a school pitch


You wouldn’t because you couldn’t! The property on Foxhall has been in the family for long before there was an airport, a Day School or striver simps like you around.


Old family, older owner (not you). Lay off the day drinking. You’re not exactly selling Foxhall
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 18:06     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Weaning off benzos is tough, hang in there.


It’s not the benzos, it’s the airplane noise and pollution with a tinge of nerve gas


Hahahaha
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 17:08     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m from the Palisades, and I vacation in the Maldives and the Seychelles.


I live on Foxhall and own in St. Barts, Big Sky, Nantucket and London.


You should move there


I rotate amongst them depending on the season. Don’t you season?


You’ve never done the season and it shows. Tell you where I wouldn’t season: under a flight path behind a school pitch


You wouldn’t because you couldn’t! The property on Foxhall has been in the family for long before there was an airport, a Day School or striver simps like you around.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 12:34     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m from the Palisades, and I vacation in the Maldives and the Seychelles.


I live on Foxhall and own in St. Barts, Big Sky, Nantucket and London.


You should move there


I rotate amongst them depending on the season. Don’t you season?


You’ve never done the season and it shows. Tell you where I wouldn’t season: under a flight path behind a school pitch
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 08:38     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So maybe you can post a complete thought some other time OP.


Half baked thoughts over a dry Chianti is what the rich do on Thursday nights while the unwashed eat pork chops and watch sitcoms


Always a Burgundy. Chianti is for movie lines.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2026 08:37     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m from the Palisades, and I vacation in the Maldives and the Seychelles.


I live on Foxhall and own in St. Barts, Big Sky, Nantucket and London.


You should move there


I rotate amongst them depending on the season. Don’t you season?
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2026 08:35     Subject: Why would anyone buy

The question was fine.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2026 06:12     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:So maybe you can post a complete thought some other time OP.


Half baked thoughts over a dry Chianti is what the rich do on Thursday nights while the unwashed eat pork chops and watch sitcoms
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2026 05:57     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m from the Palisades, and I vacation in the Maldives and the Seychelles.


I live on Foxhall and own in St. Barts, Big Sky, Nantucket and London.


You should move there
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2026 05:56     Subject: Why would anyone buy

Anonymous wrote:Weaning off benzos is tough, hang in there.


It’s not the benzos, it’s the airplane noise and pollution with a tinge of nerve gas