Master List Updates, Based on this thread:
This is weirdly therapeutic for me:
Donald Trump: close friend and confidante of Epstein for many years, had a falling out at one point.
Credible Pedophile Allegations against Trump here:
https://t.co/J2PFKnBFwE
Status: currently President of the United States
Pamela Jo Bondi: Was attorney general of Florida when all of this exploded and clearly has a TON to hide
Status: unchanged
Steve Bannon: Conspired with Epstein to take down Pope Francis, was not super successful
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/us/politics/jeffrey-epstein-steve-bannon.html
"Midafternoon in late June 2019, Stephen K. Bannon sent Jeffrey Epstein an excited series of texts. “Dude!!!!!” he wrote. “Is this real Tell me this is real.”
Mr. Epstein had just texted him a headline from The Miami Herald. It reported that victims of Mr. Epstein’s sexual abuse had lost a court battle to nullify a decade-old agreement that protected him from prosecution for those crimes.
Off and on for months, Mr. Bannon, a leader in the MAGA movement and a former top aide to President Trump, had been advising Mr. Epstein on how to handle resurrected allegations that he was a serial pedophile. Mr. Bannon recommended which lawyers to hire — his own — when to lie low and when he should jump on an opening to push his narrative. He scheduled what the two men called “media training.”
“First we need to push back on the lies; then crush the pedo/trafficking narrative; then rebuild your image as philanthropist,” Mr. Bannon wrote to Mr. Epstein in April 2019. That was five months after a Miami Herald series exposed how prosecutors had ignored evidence of Mr. Epstein’s crimes."
Status: still an alcoholic
Howard Lutnick: Secretary of Commerce, lied about disengaging with Epstein, took his wife, kids, and nanny to Epstein Island.
Status: still Secretary of Commerce
Kathy Rammluer: close friend of Epstein, got all kinds of free goodies from him despite being a multimillionaire herself.
Status: fired from her job at Goldman Sachs, still rich AF.
Elon Musk: sent lots of thirsty emails to Epstein begging to go to the island, is mentioned 1,300+ times in jmail
Status: rich AF but everyone hates him anyway
Bill Clinton: former President, was on Epstein’s plane a ton
Status: has been subpoenaed by Congress
Eva Dubin: former model, physician, and founder of the Dubin breast cancer center at Mount Sinai, creepily messaged about her daughter’s friends to Epstein.
Status: no change
Glenn Dubin: hedge fund manager and close to Epstein
Status: no change
Peter Attia: medical correspondent on CBS news, exchanged all kinds of gross messages with Epstein
Status: still employed by CBS
Deepak Chopra: spiritual grifter all over the files
Status: same
Larry Summers: got advice from Epstein on how to creepily pursue a grad student
Status: still at Harvard but stepped back from some other positions: still at Harvard but stepped back from some other positions:
Noem Chompsky: questionable ethical decisions
Status: old, broke a lot of people's idealism
Reid Hoffman: questionable ethical decisions
Status: unknown
Dean Kamen: Segway inventor who visited island,
Status: on leave from board of directors of new startup:
https://www.nhpr.org/nh-n...to-company
Leon Botstein: Bard college president close to Epstein,
Status: job in question:
https://midhudsonnews.com...onnection/
Dr. Mark Landon: Ohio State GYN
Status: Under investigation by Ohio State
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-state-investigating-gynecologist-named-epstein-files-rcna258995
Jes Staley: former JP Morgan and Barclays exec
Status: accused of rape but not in jail:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/05/jes-staley-barclays-rape-allegation-us-prosecutors-epstein
Leon Black: Billionaire accused of rape
Status: still on MoMA board and not in jail:
https://hyperallergic.com/epstein-files-detail-gruesome-allegations-against-leon-black/
Les Wexner: Billionaire Epstein client accused of rape by Virginia Guiffre
Status: stepped down as CEO of L Brands several years ago but not in jail:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/simonemelvin/2026/02/16/everything-we-know-about-les-wexner-in-the-epstein-files/, https://fox8.com/news/epstein-victim-says-ohio-billionaire-les-wexner-engaged-in-sex-acts-with-her/
Tom Pritzker: Hyatt Hotels billionaire Executive Chairman
Status: Resigned!
Please add your own. Keep 'em coming!