Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 14:32     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
The Mar A Lago look has poisoned an entire generation of influencers and actors and fitness coaches. Ten years from now, people are going look at this and think what were we thinking. It's grotesque.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 14:29     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
I'm not surprised with the make-up and hair. Their outfits are also perfect. They are on TV in front of hundreds of people being recorded. I'd want to look my best too.

They hair sometime is too much, but oh well.

I LOVE Jess Simms. She is my fave.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 14:26     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:I think it's weird that you only notice on the women. The men are waxed to within an inch of their life, have sculpted/gelled hair, and I suspect at least 3 of them oil up before hitting their spot. It's a fitness job and an entertainment job.

Anna Greenberg, Christine, and Tunde don't usually wear a lot of noticeable makeup (barring Halloween rides or something).


Christine and Tunde wear tons of makeup. They just don’t style themselves in the same annoying way.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 12:37     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?


A smoky eye? No. Foundation and blush, possibly. It's more the botox that turns me off, sorry I want to work out with people I'd be friends with. I also can't stand the "WOO!"


Okay bye


This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure.[/quote
Just like OP could have just ended her Peloton subscription instead of starting this thread to bash women based on their appearance as though nobody has ever done that before
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 11:06     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?


A smoky eye? No. Foundation and blush, possibly. It's more the botox that turns me off, sorry I want to work out with people I'd be friends with. I also can't stand the "WOO!"


Then you are also shallow, just in a different way.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 11:05     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:I think it's weird that you only notice on the women. The men are waxed to within an inch of their life, have sculpted/gelled hair, and I suspect at least 3 of them oil up before hitting their spot. It's a fitness job and an entertainment job.

Anna Greenberg, Christine, and Tunde don't usually wear a lot of noticeable makeup (barring Halloween rides or something).


+1. Also, they are on air personalities and they groom themselves as such. It is not my cup of tea either, but I am not going to let it distract my workout.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 11:00     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?


A smoky eye? No. Foundation and blush, possibly. It's more the botox that turns me off, sorry I want to work out with people I'd be friends with. I also can't stand the "WOO!"


Okay bye


This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 10:55     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
My zumba instructor is like this. Fake eyelashes, fake boobs, waist length blond extensions worn DOWN! All the women in the class gush about how hot she is and I'm like ehh. My body is just as good (minus the boobs of course) but I'm there to get really sweaty and a good workout so it's a turnoff to me too.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2026 10:50     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?


A smoky eye? No. Foundation and blush, possibly. It's more the botox that turns me off, sorry I want to work out with people I'd be friends with. I also can't stand the "WOO!"


Okay bye
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 13:32     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?


A smoky eye? No. Foundation and blush, possibly. It's more the botox that turns me off, sorry I want to work out with people I'd be friends with. I also can't stand the "WOO!"
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 11:40     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Tunde and Jess Sims do bike boot camps and are relatively non plastic. Jess does include way too much motivation mumbo jumbo (for me) but on balance worth it.


Agreed, I like these two.



+1 I get it, OP, really hate that plastic TikTok look. It's irritating and distracting to look at it. Whereas others love it so lids, pots.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 11:36     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Tunde definitely rocks the red lipstick but I think she looks great. And she is tough!
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 11:33     Subject: Re:Female Peloton instructors look so fake
I'm a fan of Jen and Christine, but I'm also in their age group so they seem more relatable to me.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 11:11     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
OP, if you were on camera exercising in front of thousands of people, you wouldn't be wearing makeup and have your hair done?
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2026 11:08     Subject: Female Peloton instructors look so fake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm trying to find new instructors and do new things. I prefer women instructors. But they are all so shiny, in full makeup for a workout class. Do they ALL get botox and plastic surgery? I don't mean to be nasty, but I think the look is awful and I don't want to work out with fake, plastic people, I want to work out with people I would be IRL friends with. I don't think a single one of them doesn't do botox. Smoky eye to a weight lifting class, what?


Well, you ARE being "nasty."

I don't want to work out with people who don't wear makeup or use botox. How about that?


Ok, so don't? I don't see the problem with it either way, it's your preference.