Probably had to evict the browns. Pinch off a loaf. Drop the kids off at the pool. Uncoil a dirt snake.

Anonymous wrote:I don't think you should assume anything here. You don't even know if the dude is straight. I highly doubt he went to jerk off over you--holy ego, Batman.

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He probably had sudden onset diarrhea (on account of OP’s hotness, of course).

OP probably had swampass and he needed a breather.

He was probably disgusted by your bacne. Or you're so hot he had to relieve himself. Between the two, I would believe the bacne first.

I have had countless massages with male therapists. This is definitely odd, but you really don't know what happened. Definitely don't complain about it. Sorry this happened. Bummer not to be relaxed and to have to pay for this weirdness.

He had to poop.

He had diarrhea. It happens.

I’ve had to leave a session to emergency poop or once vomit with morning sickness.you’re not going to tell the client this. It’s hard work and sometimes your digestion is not hospitable.

Anonymous wrote:There’s no such thing as a happy ending in a professional massage setting. If it’s touching beyond the scope of consent or any touching of genitals or breasts, it’s assault. No legitimate, licensed professional should ever legally give a “happy ending” and if they do it’s a crime.

What does that have to do with this post? He did not touch her inappropriately. He started to breathe heavily and needed to leave the room for a few minutes. She’s assuming he’s jerking off. Where in the staff room? Some other random massage room? It’s absurd. He likely had to fart or having a panic attack or diarrhea.

There’s no such thing as a happy ending in a professional massage setting. If it’s touching beyond the scope of consent or any touching of genitals or breasts, it’s assault. No legitimate, licensed professional should ever legally give a “happy ending” and if they do it’s a crime.

Guy had a case of the trots and had to use the restroom.
When he came back it was time for you to flip which is when he asks if you’d like to continue.


But sure, let’s go with you being so intensely sexy he had to gratify himself because he just couldn’t take any more.

Anonymous wrote:Hun, men get aroused or hard all the time they don’t need to go take care of it right away. Heavy breathing does not indicate a Boner! You are the Karen of Karen’s.

Hey, happy endings go both ways.

Anonymous wrote:Masseur indicates male, no need to call it out. A masseuse is female. But massage therapist is the preferred term. Masseur/masseuse is old fashioned, like stewardess.

Whichever gender this was, maybe they had to poop or something?

Don’t overthink it. They did nothing wrong or inappropriate with OP.

If you didn’t like the interruption, give a lower tip.

Were you nekkid as a jaybird

He was checking his phone and got some bad news.

Anonymous wrote:He probably was holding in a big fart.

Eventually he couldn't hold it in any longer. When he came back in, he of course was going to ask to proceed before starting to touch you again.

The imaginations and paranoia here are insane.

Or hungover from last night.