The seat you by the bathroom when you look like you want to watch who goes in so you can make a rendezvous

Anonymous wrote:Morton's in crystal city would be completely empty yet they would sit you next to the OPEN kitchen always if you didn't make a reservation. Why would we need one if the place was always empty??? The staff there were the biggest jerks I've ever seen.

Hee hee!
Morton's is the children's table of dining.

I don't go to restaurants that have "bad seats"

Do low class places cram people in?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^ I also tipped 25%. That’ll show em.

Is this a joke post? Are we supposed to be impressed you ordered beer and tipped 25 percent? LOL

FOUR beers.

Tipsy 25% on 4 beers is 100% tipsy!

Anonymous wrote:This was a Curb your Enthusiasm episode. They put the hot people in the good seats to make the restaurant look good. The uglies get seated in the back by the kitchen.

Np immediately thought of that! Was a great episode. We always ask if we don’t like our table. I would not have when younger but now I feel like I want a nice experience.

I hate when hosts/hostesses will walk you past empty tables or booths only to seat you in an awkward location or next to a large group.

My husband has started to just say no thanks, we’ll sit here - and sit where he wants if the table is empty and not reserved for another party.

This was a Curb your Enthusiasm episode. They put the hot people in the good seats to make the restaurant look good. The uglies get seated in the back by the kitchen.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^ I also tipped 25%. That’ll show em.

Is this a joke post? Are we supposed to be impressed you ordered beer and tipped 25 percent? LOL

FOUR beers.

Wow, the LAST of the BIG SPENDERS is in the house!!!

I do not care at all.

Anonymous wrote:Every time DW and I eat out, I enter the restaurant and go straight to the restroom. While I am indisposed, DW chooses which table we will be dining at. Hint: It is NEVER the table at which she is initially seated.

So embarrassing. Good for you for finding a solution to get yourself away!

Every time DW and I eat out, I enter the restaurant and go straight to the restroom. While I am indisposed, DW chooses which table we will be dining at. Hint: It is NEVER the table at which she is initially seated.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^ I also tipped 25%. That’ll show em.

Is this a joke post? Are we supposed to be impressed you ordered beer and tipped 25 percent? LOL

FOUR beers.